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The story technically begins when Ricardo meets the ADR squinkie.
Blurry pictures aside, the squinkie is just the right size to keep Ricardo company, no matter how perplexed the others may be.
But alas, one day the ADR Squinkie mysteriously disappears. Ricardo and Heath discuss this...
...but their conversation is randomly interrupted when...
A rogue box appears! Heath spots it and grows intrigued.
Heath: Maybe it's a gift for me! Ricardo, come help me open it!
Ricardo: But... what if it's for Dah?
Heath: Who would send her a gift?!
Ricardo: ...
Heath: Now c'mon!
Ricardo: Wh-- where did you get that blade?
Heath: Dah's table.
Ricardo: ... *backs away slowly*
Heath: Hey I know who this is...
Ricardo: :( No El Patron...?
Heath: They thought of everything, there's even air holes!
Wade: *mumbles viciously from inside package*
Heath: ... Blood's rushin' to your head? ... *realizes* Oops!
Heath: Almost there.
Ricardo: *huffs, lifts microphone*
Heath: I don't think hittin' it with your mic's gonna help, Ricardo
Ricardo: *blinks, looks ashamed at getting caught*
Heath: What the...? Is that a plastic coffin? =/
Heath: Ha, success!
Ricardo: El Patron... =/
Heath: And that's the end of the tour of Dah's bedroom!
Wade: *sneers* Now what?
Heath: Well. Now we stand around and wait for her to play with us 'n' stuff. If you wanna get her attention, just jump off the edge and crash into whatever's layin' below. Just watch out for the laundry basket, if she doesn't see ya, well...
Wade: *groans* This explains a lot...