"I kind of hope she does sit here. She'll be like 'What are you reading?' and I'll tell her it's Noam Chomsky."
"Ha, I've actually got Žižek with me. Check it out, the cover is basically an
illustration of an in-flight emergency"Okay, if you do change seats, will you 'accidentally' leave your book behind
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I have to say: those ice cream sundaes really are one of the best parts of Business Class, and I would be genuinely a little bummed if I got last minute news that a system glitch denied me that dessert. But all the same, having it delivered to you extra special while sitting in coach? That's either supremely callous or the most passive aggressive HumbleBrag I've seen in a while.
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Weirdly, even though I've been bumped up a number of times now (including both legs of my outbound flight, which was an unexpected delight), I've never gotten an ice cream sundae!
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* -- my last business class ice cream sundae that I expect for a while was on a surprise upgrade on my return from Stockholm. My rowmate was a doctor who, when he was asked for what toppings he wanted said, "Cherries, hotfudge, whipped cream and, oh could you also go back to the galley and grab a shot of brandy or cognac to top it off?"
I looked at him like, "OMG, of course, you can ask for booze as a topping! Why didn't I think of that?"
And he just met my gaze and winked like, "Protip, son."
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I can't believe none of our friends has ever thought to have a boozy ice cream social.
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I think the lavatory thing was mostly just that in premium seating, you basically never have to wait for the bathroom, which is nice. However I prefer to think that yeah, she was worried about touching the same toilet seat as us plebes.
She was, natch, in the Global Entry queue at passport control too. I'd make fun of that too, but I looked up the cost out of curiosity and it's only $100 for 5 years! I don't travel internationally quite enough to justify it, but I'm tempted.
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It's amazing, isn't it? It's like it triggers some pleasure center in the brain, validation for one's beliefs and all that.
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