Joy of joys....
Been a fair while since I posted something that even resembled a proper post.
So let’s not let this be too much of an exception.
Being the sharp-witted, observant type, I’ve been following the spread of this latest herd mentality bullshit amongst women, otherwise known as “trend fashion”. The latest trend being to wear a pair of tiny shorts that would make a Gi-Joe a bit self-conscious, and these spastic polka dot tops, a very 80’s affair. Actually I’m beginning to think fashion designers, much like a lazy high school student, have decided to just hand in some old work and hope no one notices, well fuck you douchebags, we noticed.
You know the ones I’m talking about, you’ve all seen them.
Now don’t get me wrong, wearing shorts is fine (well it isn’t, but that’s a different kettle of fish), shorts were designed for a reason, sometimes it’s just too hot to wear some damn pants…yep sure…but here’s the exception to the rule folks….when it’s 8 fucking degrees….
I kid you not ladies and gents, these retarded skanks will wander the streets till all hours of the morning, wearing nothing more than a glorified pair of boxer shorts and a fucking handkerchief.
“But Anthony” I hear you protest “They’re allowed to wear what they want, if it makes them feel good and sexy then they should be allowed!”. And I agree.
Now let’s take a moment to look at what sexy is, Rose McGowan in a black evening dress, all class, leaves plenty to the imagination, the woman’s a mystery and you fucking well wanna get in there and have some fun. Now that’s fucking sexy. Just that look alone conveys sophistication, wit, charm, and you know you’ll be in for a bit of a fun game of cat and mouse before the nights out. And really, smartarse woman that can give as good as they get are hot, women with wit and grace are damn attractive.
What’s not fucking hot are these goddamn retards walking about in the cold, huddled together to keep warm. Is there anything so unattractive as stupidity? I dunno about the rest of you lads (and quite frankly if you disagree your obviously letting your cock do far too much thinking), but when I see these cow eyed, dense as hell morons, I just do a little simple math, for example; 8 degrees + tiny little shorts and thin shirts = fucking retarded. Ladies, there is nothing sexy about seeing an obvious lobotomy patient shivering her arse off on a street corner, nipples erect enough to pierce a mans rib cage. It just demonstrates a lack of intelligence, thought and planning. And that’s not “hot” at all.
At this point I’m sure you’ll all be going, “lol, but those chicks get guys all the time”, and your right, they do, and it’s for a simple reason, men are inherently lazy, when out and single, we go for the hottest woman we can find that will require the least amount of effort, the reason for this being, if we fail early in the night, we can move on without having wasted too much time. There are woman that convey different images, trendwhores get fucked six-ways from Sunday frequently because it’s obvious to men that they’re vapid little shells of humans, it’s a much more daunting prospect to go and try and pick up a girl who gives off an air of sophistication, because let’s face it, most people aint that bright and are rather afraid to be proved thus.
This brings me to my next point, now one can assume these idiotic little tramps dress that way for attention, fair enough, most people do like attention. The problem lies in which kind of attention your after. Now typically these retards will be appealing to the male counterparts in their peer group, most of which have entered into the world of “Metrosexualism” in some way or another (another rant there…yeesh). Now obviously these girls use the attention from their brain dead male opposites as a form of validation, makes them feel good and sexy (when really all the guy wants to do is fuck her because it’s a rather easy thing to do)….how fucking pathetic is that…..i mean, not only do these disgusting wastes of genetic material follow every trend CLEO spews at them, they require validation FROM OTHER PEOPLE that they’re actually a worthwhile person. Fuck that, if your that uncomfortable with who you are that you seek random approval from drunken strangers, then you’ve got more fucking screws loose than I do.
Fuck I can’t even type any more, this shit pisses me off way too much.
Coincidentally, I can see why people like clubbing so much, isn’t the internet a wonderful place…
Apologies to Grant, rant wasn't as amusing as i wanted it to be, i'm too aggravated to be bothered refining it.
So let’s not let this be too much of an exception.
Being the sharp-witted, observant type, I’ve been following the spread of this latest herd mentality bullshit amongst women, otherwise known as “trend fashion”. The latest trend being to wear a pair of tiny shorts that would make a Gi-Joe a bit self-conscious, and these spastic polka dot tops, a very 80’s affair. Actually I’m beginning to think fashion designers, much like a lazy high school student, have decided to just hand in some old work and hope no one notices, well fuck you douchebags, we noticed.
You know the ones I’m talking about, you’ve all seen them.
Now don’t get me wrong, wearing shorts is fine (well it isn’t, but that’s a different kettle of fish), shorts were designed for a reason, sometimes it’s just too hot to wear some damn pants…yep sure…but here’s the exception to the rule folks….when it’s 8 fucking degrees….
I kid you not ladies and gents, these retarded skanks will wander the streets till all hours of the morning, wearing nothing more than a glorified pair of boxer shorts and a fucking handkerchief.
“But Anthony” I hear you protest “They’re allowed to wear what they want, if it makes them feel good and sexy then they should be allowed!”. And I agree.
Now let’s take a moment to look at what sexy is, Rose McGowan in a black evening dress, all class, leaves plenty to the imagination, the woman’s a mystery and you fucking well wanna get in there and have some fun. Now that’s fucking sexy. Just that look alone conveys sophistication, wit, charm, and you know you’ll be in for a bit of a fun game of cat and mouse before the nights out. And really, smartarse woman that can give as good as they get are hot, women with wit and grace are damn attractive.
What’s not fucking hot are these goddamn retards walking about in the cold, huddled together to keep warm. Is there anything so unattractive as stupidity? I dunno about the rest of you lads (and quite frankly if you disagree your obviously letting your cock do far too much thinking), but when I see these cow eyed, dense as hell morons, I just do a little simple math, for example; 8 degrees + tiny little shorts and thin shirts = fucking retarded. Ladies, there is nothing sexy about seeing an obvious lobotomy patient shivering her arse off on a street corner, nipples erect enough to pierce a mans rib cage. It just demonstrates a lack of intelligence, thought and planning. And that’s not “hot” at all.
At this point I’m sure you’ll all be going, “lol, but those chicks get guys all the time”, and your right, they do, and it’s for a simple reason, men are inherently lazy, when out and single, we go for the hottest woman we can find that will require the least amount of effort, the reason for this being, if we fail early in the night, we can move on without having wasted too much time. There are woman that convey different images, trendwhores get fucked six-ways from Sunday frequently because it’s obvious to men that they’re vapid little shells of humans, it’s a much more daunting prospect to go and try and pick up a girl who gives off an air of sophistication, because let’s face it, most people aint that bright and are rather afraid to be proved thus.
This brings me to my next point, now one can assume these idiotic little tramps dress that way for attention, fair enough, most people do like attention. The problem lies in which kind of attention your after. Now typically these retards will be appealing to the male counterparts in their peer group, most of which have entered into the world of “Metrosexualism” in some way or another (another rant there…yeesh). Now obviously these girls use the attention from their brain dead male opposites as a form of validation, makes them feel good and sexy (when really all the guy wants to do is fuck her because it’s a rather easy thing to do)….how fucking pathetic is that…..i mean, not only do these disgusting wastes of genetic material follow every trend CLEO spews at them, they require validation FROM OTHER PEOPLE that they’re actually a worthwhile person. Fuck that, if your that uncomfortable with who you are that you seek random approval from drunken strangers, then you’ve got more fucking screws loose than I do.
Fuck I can’t even type any more, this shit pisses me off way too much.
Coincidentally, I can see why people like clubbing so much, isn’t the internet a wonderful place…
Apologies to Grant, rant wasn't as amusing as i wanted it to be, i'm too aggravated to be bothered refining it.