5 Lessons Learned the hard way....

[azaufan]

From personal experience:

5. Never ever lose your "glamour" in your handbag...no matter how drunk you get a trusty fake plant will do the trick.
4. Always have the mute button on during large teleconference meetings at work (no explanation needed)

3. Never IM a work colleague bitching about your boss (big sister is ALWAYS watching)

2. Never piss off

Comments

[outsidethebx]

That...was hysterical. I'm too tired to think of mine right now, but wow. :)

[azaufan]

fess up! i did have another that involved piercings, my wife & surgery but didn't feel as though it qualified since i was comatose for 90% of said piercing removals.