LMAO! This is the same type of convo I have with my mom all the time except she calls me at work.
Mom: What's spelling for people no home? Me: Are you talking about homeless? Mom: People no home! Me: Homeless! Mom: Homeless? How to spelling? Me: H-O-M (like Mandy) Mom: N? Me: Nooooo, M, M, M!!!!!!! Like Mom! Mom: What? Me: M like Madonna, magnificent, morose... I'm done. *click*
Calls back. Mom: Why you hang up? Me: Go look in the fuckin dictionary! I'm working. Don't bother me! *click*
Calls back. Mom: Don't get mad! Faster you spelling for me when you don't get mad. Me: *spells it out for her eventually but ends up high blood pressure*
One time when I was a teenager she came into my room while I was sleeping and started asking "who turned on the the chicken" because she found the kitchen light on. I was like, "mom I am open to lot of things but not beastiality." Then she asked for definition of beastiality to which I told her and she said, "are these people white?"
I actually love it. She makes me laugh harder than anyone. Well my stepdad with his phone calls might be higher on the comical level.
don't you know you have to spell it the AsianMom way?
For example :
Manual is
M like monkey A like apple N like Nancy U like Umbrella A like apple L like...i dunno, mom...L like Like!
takes freaking forever and a day because then my mom always gets distracted by one of the words I used to spell something which will then somehow remind her of something else she wanted to tell me and then have me spell for her.
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Mom: What's spelling for people no home?
Me: Are you talking about homeless?
Mom: People no home!
Me: Homeless!
Mom: Homeless? How to spelling?
Me: H-O-M (like Mandy)
Mom: N?
Me: Nooooo, M, M, M!!!!!!! Like Mom!
Mom: What?
Me: M like Madonna, magnificent, morose... I'm done. *click*
Calls back.
Mom: Why you hang up?
Me: Go look in the fuckin dictionary! I'm working. Don't bother me! *click*
Calls back.
Mom: Don't get mad! Faster you spelling for me when you don't get mad.
Me: *spells it out for her eventually but ends up high blood pressure*
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I actually love it. She makes me laugh harder than anyone. Well my stepdad with his phone calls might be higher on the comical level.
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don't you know you have to spell it the AsianMom way?
For example :
Manual is
M like monkey
A like apple
N like Nancy
U like Umbrella
A like apple
L like...i dunno, mom...L like Like!
takes freaking forever and a day because then my mom always gets distracted by one of the words I used to spell something which will then somehow remind her of something else she wanted to tell me and then have me spell for her.
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