this is sick
Ohemjiz! (OMGZ!!!)
I just found one of those retardo blog surveys i did when i was 14 (three whole years ago) and i thought it would be fun if i did it again and then posted it and everyone could see how much of a bad person i've become.
so, enjoy
NOW
LAYER ONE
-- Name: Azeria Buening
-- Birthdate: December 1 1988
-- Birthplace: Madison WI
-- Current Location: Madison WI
-- Eye Colour: Brown
-- Hair Color: brown
-- Righty or Lefty: righty
-- Zodiac Sign: saggitarius
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Blirish
-- The shoes you wore today: pink space boots
-- Your weakness: Nate, Chocolate, lava
-- Your fears: loneliness, failure, drugs
-- Your perfect pizza:deep dish with feta, spinach and mushrooms
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Save the world, seriously
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: what's up?
-- Your thoughts first waking up: sex?
-- Your best physical feature: my ankles
-- Your bedtime: between 12am
-- Your most missed memory: i forget
LAYER FOUR
-- Pepsi or Coke: cokesi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: nope
-- Single or group date: group sex
-- Adidas or Nike: -
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: yes, it's disgusting
-- Cuss: yar
-- Sing: yep
-- Take a shower everyday: no
-- Have a crush(es): scores
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Want to go to university:fuck no
-- Like secondary school?: no/yes
-- Want to get married: sure, tax benefits
-- Believe in yourself: yes
-- Get motion sickness: yes
-- Think you're attractive: not at all
-- Think you're a health freak: deep dish pizza
-- Get along with your parents: yes
-- Like thunderstorms: yes
-- Play an instrument: violin
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: yes
-- Done a drug: yes
-- Made Out: yes
-- Gone on a date: yes
-- Gone to the mall?: yeah :(
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope
-- Eaten sushi: yeah
-- Been on stage: no :(
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: only hundreds
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: yes, i didn't mean too
LAYER SEVEN: Ever..
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: maybe
-- If so, was it mixed company: ???
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": every day?
-- Been called a tease: yes
-- Gotten beaten up: yes
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: of course
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: dont know
-- Numbers and Names of Children: i dont have any yet
-- How do you want to die: violently, begging for death
-- Where you want to go to college: fuck you
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: happy, baking
-- What country would you most like to visit: japan, amsterdam
LAYER NINE: In a boy...
-- Best eye color? blue
-- Best hair color? black
-- Short or long hair: longish
-- Height: tall
-- Best weight: healthy, on the chubby side
-- Best articles of clothing: collar
-- Best first date location: at the show
-- Best first kiss location: below the belt
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: still two, does tabacco count? Booze? let's say no
-- Number of people I can count on with my life: none
-- Number of CDs that I own: zero
-- Number of piercings: one, two tomorrow!
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: a couple
-- Number of scars on my body: 50+
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: a few
WHEN I WAS 14
LAYER ONE
-- Name: Azeria Buening
-- Birthdate: December 1 1988
-- Birthplace: Madison WI
-- Current Location: Madison WI
-- Eye Colour: Brown
-- Hair Color: brown
-- Righty or Lefty: righty
-- Zodiac Sign: saggitarius
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: African, Irish
-- The shoes you wore today: red low top chucks
-- Your weakness: music, Miguel's smile, rain
-- Your fears: loneliness, failure, acceptance
-- Your perfect pizza: QQB chicken with pineapple
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: finish school and live the life
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: what's up?
-- Your thoughts first waking up: where's my computer?
-- Your best physical feature: i dont know my ankles?
-- Your bedtime: between 10 and 2 usually
-- Your most missed memory: kindergarden
LAYER FOUR
-- Pepsi or Coke: coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
-- Single or group date: single
-- Adidas or Nike: adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: no, it's disgusting
-- Cuss: fuck yeah
-- Sing: yep
-- Take a shower everyday: eww gross
-- Have a crush(es): any minute
-- Do you think you've been in love: yep
-- Want to go to university: yes
-- Like secondary school?: huh
-- Want to get married: nahhh
-- Believe in yourself: most of the time
-- Get motion sickness: nope
-- Think you're attractive: somewhat
-- Think you're a health freak: no way
-- Get along with your parents: never
-- Like thunderstorms: yeah, but no tornados
-- Play an instrument: violin all the way
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: no
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Made Out: no
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall?: yeah
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: i wish
-- Eaten sushi: yeah
-- Been on stage: yep
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: nope
-- Made homemade cookies: ate homemade cookies
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN: Ever..
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
-- If so, was it mixed company: n/a
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": no
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Gotten beaten up: no. you can't mess with this, yo
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: hope not
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: close to death
-- Numbers and Names of Children: save the planet. don't procreate.
-- How do you want to die: violently
-- Where you want to go to college: Harvard (haahaahaa)
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: happy
-- What country would you most like to visit: italy, england, japan, iceland,amsterdam
LAYER NINE: In a boy...
-- Best eye color? blue
-- Best hair color? black
-- Short or long hair: longish
-- Height: any
-- Best weight: healthy
-- Best articles of clothing: shirts
-- Best first date location: at the show
-- Best first kiss location: at the show
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: deux
-- Number of people I can count on with my life: none
-- Number of CDs that I own: under 20
-- Number of piercings: none
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: a couple
-- Number of scars on my body: 50
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: ages 7-13
I just found one of those retardo blog surveys i did when i was 14 (three whole years ago) and i thought it would be fun if i did it again and then posted it and everyone could see how much of a bad person i've become.
so, enjoy
NOW
LAYER ONE
-- Name: Azeria Buening
-- Birthdate: December 1 1988
-- Birthplace: Madison WI
-- Current Location: Madison WI
-- Eye Colour: Brown
-- Hair Color: brown
-- Righty or Lefty: righty
-- Zodiac Sign: saggitarius
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Blirish
-- The shoes you wore today: pink space boots
-- Your weakness: Nate, Chocolate, lava
-- Your fears: loneliness, failure, drugs
-- Your perfect pizza:deep dish with feta, spinach and mushrooms
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Save the world, seriously
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: what's up?
-- Your thoughts first waking up: sex?
-- Your best physical feature: my ankles
-- Your bedtime: between 12am
-- Your most missed memory: i forget
LAYER FOUR
-- Pepsi or Coke: cokesi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: nope
-- Single or group date: group sex
-- Adidas or Nike: -
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: yes, it's disgusting
-- Cuss: yar
-- Sing: yep
-- Take a shower everyday: no
-- Have a crush(es): scores
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Want to go to university:fuck no
-- Like secondary school?: no/yes
-- Want to get married: sure, tax benefits
-- Believe in yourself: yes
-- Get motion sickness: yes
-- Think you're attractive: not at all
-- Think you're a health freak: deep dish pizza
-- Get along with your parents: yes
-- Like thunderstorms: yes
-- Play an instrument: violin
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: yes
-- Done a drug: yes
-- Made Out: yes
-- Gone on a date: yes
-- Gone to the mall?: yeah :(
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope
-- Eaten sushi: yeah
-- Been on stage: no :(
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: only hundreds
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: yes, i didn't mean too
LAYER SEVEN: Ever..
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: maybe
-- If so, was it mixed company: ???
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": every day?
-- Been called a tease: yes
-- Gotten beaten up: yes
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: of course
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: dont know
-- Numbers and Names of Children: i dont have any yet
-- How do you want to die: violently, begging for death
-- Where you want to go to college: fuck you
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: happy, baking
-- What country would you most like to visit: japan, amsterdam
LAYER NINE: In a boy...
-- Best eye color? blue
-- Best hair color? black
-- Short or long hair: longish
-- Height: tall
-- Best weight: healthy, on the chubby side
-- Best articles of clothing: collar
-- Best first date location: at the show
-- Best first kiss location: below the belt
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: still two, does tabacco count? Booze? let's say no
-- Number of people I can count on with my life: none
-- Number of CDs that I own: zero
-- Number of piercings: one, two tomorrow!
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: a couple
-- Number of scars on my body: 50+
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: a few
WHEN I WAS 14
LAYER ONE
-- Name: Azeria Buening
-- Birthdate: December 1 1988
-- Birthplace: Madison WI
-- Current Location: Madison WI
-- Eye Colour: Brown
-- Hair Color: brown
-- Righty or Lefty: righty
-- Zodiac Sign: saggitarius
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: African, Irish
-- The shoes you wore today: red low top chucks
-- Your weakness: music, Miguel's smile, rain
-- Your fears: loneliness, failure, acceptance
-- Your perfect pizza: QQB chicken with pineapple
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: finish school and live the life
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: what's up?
-- Your thoughts first waking up: where's my computer?
-- Your best physical feature: i dont know my ankles?
-- Your bedtime: between 10 and 2 usually
-- Your most missed memory: kindergarden
LAYER FOUR
-- Pepsi or Coke: coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
-- Single or group date: single
-- Adidas or Nike: adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: no, it's disgusting
-- Cuss: fuck yeah
-- Sing: yep
-- Take a shower everyday: eww gross
-- Have a crush(es): any minute
-- Do you think you've been in love: yep
-- Want to go to university: yes
-- Like secondary school?: huh
-- Want to get married: nahhh
-- Believe in yourself: most of the time
-- Get motion sickness: nope
-- Think you're attractive: somewhat
-- Think you're a health freak: no way
-- Get along with your parents: never
-- Like thunderstorms: yeah, but no tornados
-- Play an instrument: violin all the way
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: no
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Made Out: no
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall?: yeah
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: i wish
-- Eaten sushi: yeah
-- Been on stage: yep
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: nope
-- Made homemade cookies: ate homemade cookies
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN: Ever..
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
-- If so, was it mixed company: n/a
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": no
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Gotten beaten up: no. you can't mess with this, yo
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: hope not
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: close to death
-- Numbers and Names of Children: save the planet. don't procreate.
-- How do you want to die: violently
-- Where you want to go to college: Harvard (haahaahaa)
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: happy
-- What country would you most like to visit: italy, england, japan, iceland,amsterdam
LAYER NINE: In a boy...
-- Best eye color? blue
-- Best hair color? black
-- Short or long hair: longish
-- Height: any
-- Best weight: healthy
-- Best articles of clothing: shirts
-- Best first date location: at the show
-- Best first kiss location: at the show
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: deux
-- Number of people I can count on with my life: none
-- Number of CDs that I own: under 20
-- Number of piercings: none
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: a couple
-- Number of scars on my body: 50
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: ages 7-13