Gelatinominous awakenings

[azilut]

I woke up today with my frontal lobes feeling like tiny neon-green tapioca balls floating around in some bottled, flash-in-the-pan soft drink called "Oort" that you drink once for the novelty, decide it maybe tastes okay, and get a strange craving to try again a month later only to discover that it has vanished from the face of the Earth, and in

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[porphyre]

*applause*