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[azilut]

Ever wonder what would happen if someone dug up Edgar Rice Burroughs' corpse, extracted his mouldering brain, sandwiched it between two slices of rancid cheese, and then ate the resulting delicacy?

Sure you have; who hasn't? And now this timeless question has an answer.

The Eye of Argon, voted the "worst science fiction story ever written".

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That's the best part!

[varsil]

I have to say, of all the atrocities Theis has committed against the English language, "scozsctic" is almost one that can be condoned. It could be a cool adjective, if there was any way of knowing what exactly it means.

Sadly, it's too long to be easily spellable in Scrabble, and contains more C's than the tile pool.

[azilut]

Also, how would one pronounce it? I personally favour making the "sc" silent, resulting in something like "skozz-tick".

[varsil]

That was the way I'd figured too.

Now the word just needs a meaning. :)