A brief clip from one of my dreams last night:

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I was in the kitchen making lunch, and I walked to the closet to get something out of it. Upon opening the closet door, I was met by a writhing mass of green flesh and squidlike tentacles which filled the interior. I closed the closet door with an expression of mild irritation on my face. Damn ( Read more... )

I have now returned from Zatoichi. While most of the movie was entertaining enough, if perhaps ultimately forgettable, the ending contained what is perhaps the single greatest moment in the entire history of film ( Read more... )

Is... is the SPAM rapping at me now?

From "Bishop" on the subject "Formula":

"Earle Law,)

Govenment don't want me to sell
UndergroundCD !Check Your spouse and staff
Investigate Your Own CREDIT-HISTORY
hacking someone PC!Get a new passport!
Disappear in your city
bannedcd2004

,convince ,bestubble
,mildred ,detour"

A long yesterday ago, in a land not far away ( Read more... )

Is there anything less sincere than signing a letter "sincerely"?

In the parking lot, rain drums on the black metal garbage can with the unpainted lid. Not the light, inconsequential, misting rain that carries your mind into the clouds, prickling your skin like suspended ice particles and teasing your nostrils with the smell of a childhood belief in unicorns. Not the heavy, soaking, torrential downpour of ( Read more... )

My friends, I am afraid that I must bring to your attention a grave deception ( Read more... )

Wow. I'm officially impressed.

Someone has created a full-length adventure/sidescroller game in flash, which is actually fun to play. (Kinda reminiscent of old classics like Shinobi - especially the giant boss battles.)

And here's the kicker: The entire thing is a massive critique of the Bush administration ( Read more... )

Anyone up for another Bad Movie Night? I've managed to get my hands on a copy of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!, (Director's Cut with bonus materials no less). I haven't watched it yet, but its badness is legendary. (We're talking, people running away from the camera while someone offscreen rolls tomatoes after them ( Read more... )

Here's the birthday poem I wrote for Jhayne. It's a day late being posted here because I wanted it to be a surprise for her party. (What kind of surprise is open to debate - choose your own adjectiventure ( Read more... )