Karma Doesn't Exist

[aziraphale60]

This is a proven fact. Any cases where it seems like one "got what he deserves" are purely coincidence. Life is, in fact, extremely unfair and based PURELY, yes PURELY on chance. Yes, you might be able to help your circumstances through hard work (note: this does not apply to all cases) but tipping the scale is no more karma than my left

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[azagtoth]

Too bad that definition of karma is misconstrued and essentially wrong anyway, so yeah, you're pretty much right.

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[aziraphale60]

well, yeah, but i have no proof as to whether the true definition of karma is true, although it would be a nice consolation that half the roaches i've stepped on were former nazis, or one of those many many people who have made my life oh so difficult.

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[azagtoth]

Killing a cockroach gives them a "move up the reincarnation ladder for free" pass because they're enduring earthly suffering.

well,

[___takegoodcare]

about that grapefruit thing...

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[aziraphale60]

just because they're bigger than grapefruits doesn't mean they ARE grapefruits, silly.

[oddflavoredloli]

::giggles:: your left nut is a grapefruit. :D i believe in karma. karma doesn't affect you in this life, it'll catch up with you in you next life.

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[aziraphale60]

like i said about the whole roach thing.

i'm referring to most people's strange idea of what they think karma is.

[purplemiasma]

Karma sucks my left nut. Hard.

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[aziraphale60]

well, that explains a lot.