Comments | aziraphale60: This should solve everything

aziraphale60

This should solve everything

Oct 17, 2005 02:37

I've come to the conclusion that most of the girls I know deserve to be cockslapped by every guy they know.

So let's just have you all line up in a row, and us testosterone favoring individuals will all line up in front of you and walk down the line cockslapping you.

And in this way, world hunger will be solved.

Comments 18

nothingxs October 17 2005, 06:41:33 UTC

you have a rather unhealthy obsession with cocks, recently.

aziraphale60 October 17 2005, 06:44:19 UTC

that's a damn lie.

azagtoth October 18 2005, 01:42:00 UTC

This is an intervention, David.

You need to get off of the cock. It's tearing up our friendship. :(

aziraphale60 October 18 2005, 01:51:05 UTC

i don't have an obsession with the cock >.< he's basing it on two entries, one of which included the word all of twice.

and cock is just too much fun with you around, danny, our friendship isn't worth losing it, sorry.

rofl _quillion October 17 2005, 06:43:23 UTC

rofl. amazing.

O RLY azagtoth October 17 2005, 19:55:47 UTC

THAT MAY WELL BE, BUT WHERE WILL THEY GET EGGS?!

Re: O RLY aziraphale60 October 18 2005, 17:08:59 UTC

YA RLY

a_specters_fool October 18 2005, 00:25:02 UTC

... Say.

aziraphale60 October 18 2005, 01:02:51 UTC

yes? what?

Of course phantom_god October 18 2005, 17:10:27 UTC

let us all take a lesson from the great Ford

step 1: Line all girls on their knees
step 2: have every guy stand in front of a chick and cockslap her
step 3: Each guy takes a step to the left
step 4: Repeat.
step 5: ???
step 6: Profit.

...It's foolproof!