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HeadphonesA blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut - but "don't touch the headphones o.k ( Read more... )

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Balls in your mouth
also, 'Balls in ya mouf'

1) Favored sexual activity of the 1108 Thugz.
2) General conversation stopper
3) Descriptor of that which is undesirable

1) "With the balls in your mouth it's like 'gluh-gluh-gluh-gluh-gluh-gluh ( Read more... )

wow...it'z been a while since i've been gone...thought i might hit up LJ since i haven't done it in a while...things in Pennsylvania waz wierd and i'm just happy to be bak...somethings have obviously changed since i left, Melanies moving to Arizona, I'm goin to UTSA now, Kristen's done been gone, Grace has a car!!!, blah blah...while somethings ( Read more... )

after this all my posts will be friends only

I put stars on the ones that made me chuckle and commented on the ones that made me laugh
*1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.

*2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path
*4. How Do You Get Holy ( Read more... )

how stupid can mr. snider get!!!

ok...why the hell does mr. snider care about the freakin steel drum performance that i missed. People are sayin that he's gonna push me down to squad leader because of that lil event that i missed...and i had a perfectly good reason...i was goin to a fake...dentist appointment...and to mah suprise when i got home i ( Read more... )

fo chiristine

When you come to the edge
of all the light you kno...
And you are about to step
off into the darkness.
Faith is believing
one of two things will happen...
There will be something solid
to stand on...
or you will learn to fly.
if neither works, you can alwayz
get katherine to beat their ass!! =op
so this is how it goes down, through hours of ( Read more... )

Sensual pleasure passes and vanishes in the twinkling of an eye, but the friendship between us, the mutual confidence,
the delights of the heart,
the enchantment of the soul, these things do not perish and can never be destroyed. I shall love you until I die.

alllrighty, what's up with all these people grabbin at mah ear...and beatin the crap outta me <--Jinny. Jesus, u act like i'm freakin andrew...i not the one that supposta receive all this pain...that's his job...ya'll kno that...com'on now...get in line...let's not let this happen again