Tomorrow night should be the best night in a long long time. The moment the opening credits hit every girl in the audience will instantly be so wet that I'll be scuba diving in the virgin sea. Honestly tomorrow night's theme will be "Dude, we're such rockstars - I wanna get fucked".
let me tell you what else. i appretiate every single one of you fucking people. come watch my movie. i love you. friday night bitches it will be a fucking blast.
My new gimmick is giving homeless people money then saying "God Bless, you!" I am doing my part to get these fags high and spitting out words I don't believe. How awesome am I
( Read more... )