the other night dave and i came up with a better pickup line.
"you know, you make some of the strangest faces when you orgasm. yes, i've been watching you at night" and if she doesn't like that, then when shes walking away you say "i'll see you tonight"
oh man...sooo good. i still think my fave one is *licks fingers and puts on girl/guy's shirt* "let's get you out of these wet clothes."
oh and jenna--if you weren't so LOUD we could've just waited til bill was asleep...i mean...we could've blamed it on the ferrets or something. (i'm starting to understand now why you wanted to sleep with the ferret on your boob). and i call betty boop next time. i'm sick of being goofy. his "ears" are too big. and by ears i mean........................................................................................................................................the things he hears with! you sicko life mate.
hey heterosexual life mate!!! how are u doing? aww i would have cried when you left bill too if i had thought of it...then again...no i woudldnt have...ewww you're so sappy...blah blah blah...anyways, yes it was nice seeing you and i missed you a great deal...maybe we'll get some alone time next time ;0) ::stupid bill having to be in his stupid house all the time never leaving us a moments peace::: anyway..so sex next time? yes, i'll make sure i dont make plans...this time though I get to be the one to pick which cartoon character YOU get to dress up as for...uhhh...play time... "tee hee" btw what is with the "tee hee" you're so asian! dont ever say you're irish again!! BOULDERDASH!!! haha. i mean tee hee...
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"you know, you make some of the strangest faces when you orgasm. yes, i've been watching you at night"
and if she doesn't like that, then when shes walking away you say "i'll see you tonight"
-jess
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oh and jenna--if you weren't so LOUD we could've just waited til bill was asleep...i mean...we could've blamed it on the ferrets or something. (i'm starting to understand now why you wanted to sleep with the ferret on your boob). and i call betty boop next time. i'm sick of being goofy. his "ears" are too big. and by ears i mean........................................................................................................................................the things he hears with! you sicko life mate.
i love you anyways.
-ry
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later hlm...
lessthanthree<3,
Me.
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