Bad physics jokes

[azraphael]

Happy Turkey Day.

I got these two groaners in the mail today. Obviously I've subscribed to the wrong mailing lists:

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive."

A neutron walks into a bar, orders a beer. "How much will that be?" he asks. "For

Comments

ROFL

[anonymous]

I LOVE geek humor!!

Re: ROFL

[piper_lightfoot]

but I hate when LJ not only logs me out but that I post without noticing =)

LOL

[lotuspetalz]

That is so cute lovie.