Paint no. 393

[shamzmam]

WARNING: Today's text update is terrifying.
Only click the link if you are prepared for overwhelming truth.

You know that scene in The Matrix? He's all "if you take the red pill, etc."
This is like that, only replace all the karate and guns with a bottomless chasm of fearHi, everyone

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[condamns]

i havent gotten the email updates for the last two updates.

how could you steven, how could you do that to ME.

*ahem*

Nope

[condamns]

No haiku for me either.

w00t

[anonymous]

i don't really know any vile and disgusting jokes up off the top of my head... however you can be assured that I am SHIVERING WITH ANTICIPATION. also, hey! i am not getting my haiku updates. it is for sadness :(

SO MUCH HEART-RENDING SADNESS.

You'll beee sorrryyy

[anonymous]

Joke:

Q: What do you get when you stab a baby with a rusty screwdriver?

A: A hard on.

I hope that qualifies as vile enough. This joke has gotten me forcably removed from parties that I didn't want to be at anyway! Why would I party with a bunch of Jerks!

[hidethe_cutlery]

i didnt get my haiku...

that is all.

[nerdjesus1]

1. Not getting the Haiku e-mails. This saddens me.

2. I'm happy someone I know has seen The Aristocrats.