Paint no. 415

Jun 09, 2008 22:01

Oh my God, it's a mirage-- I'm tellin' yall it's update.

Okay, let's jump straight to this-- today's discussion question.

Please, be forewarned, this ethical quandry is so intense that your unborn child could be born dangerously ethical. Doctors may have to handle it with lead gloves.

So, a hypothetical dude is on a road trip. We'll call him ( Read more... )

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Totally Okay poogas June 10 2008, 07:43:54 UTC
I worked in a McDonald's for some 18 months, in both shitty "crew" positions and shitty-for-all-different-reasons management positions, and I will tell you this much.

There was nothing we loved more than people who came into the store and didn't order anything. "You're just going to the bathroom? That is truly awesome!" That was the motto of a McDonald's employee.

Being that we were all surly and lazy and whatall, there was nothing more satisfying than seeing a dude come in only to realize that you weren't going to have to actually make him anyfood or, indeed, provide him with any service at all. You could just relax and continue to steal Chicken McNuggets and/or bacon. So don't feel bad. You were doing the poor bastards that work there a favor.

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hidethe_cutlery June 10 2008, 14:15:08 UTC
I once filled a 1.25 litre bottle with free soft drink from a Hungry Jacks just to take it around the city. My friend and I drank about a mouthful each before it was warm and flat and we tipped it out. We went back to the place and filled it up again for the ride home.
Point being, if they didnt want you to steal their soft drink it wouldnt have FREEEEEEEEE all over it and be exactly where your hands can grab it.

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shamzmam June 11 2008, 02:22:23 UTC
THAT WAS YOU! I've been after you for years, Javert-style.

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hidethe_cutlery June 11 2008, 02:25:46 UTC
Are you the hobo i mindlessly poured my beverage onto or the old lady i shoved to get my second refill?
Either way I'm sorry about the rash.

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funkensei June 12 2008, 01:39:13 UTC
It depends, mostly on what kind of soda was actually involved. If it was Sprite, it's okay, this being an absolute good among all things carbonated.

If it was Coke...welllllll...Mr. Meintz should get a lawyer. Quickly.

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