NOT DOWN-DATE... UP-DATE!!!You may notice at the top of today's text that I have totally created an AZWP-exclusive Xbox Live account for Internet-Assisted Gaming Goodness! I'm pretty close to just being a huge armored turd at Halo and stuff, so this is really just the next step in my ever-expanding plan to lower people's ranking in video games ( Read more... )

Update!Is it just me, or does anyone else feel sort of vaguely insulted when a stranger calls you "bra?" Am I crazy? I'm not the sort of guy that gets cheesed off at every little thing, but it pushes a button. I'm not even sure why ( Read more... )

Hey, update number 409!

That's funny! Like the cleaning product? Formula 409! I should make some kind of funny joke! Lemmesee... funny joke...


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Updaate!This was so unwise! Rather than getting some precious sleep before tomorrow's road trip, I chose to draw and write nonsense for my website. DO YOU SEE WHAT I DO TO PLEASE YOU ( Read more... )

U-p-d-a-t-e, who do we appreciate?

Hey gang! Is gang a condescending thing to call a group of people? It seems like I'm addressing children when I say gang. "Dudes and dudettes" is too cool, though. I don't want people to look up to me any more than they already do. I'm eating into Maya Angelou's numbers like crazy ( Read more... )

Update!An actual update! See, I don't hate you. Ignore the whispering voices that lie the terrible lies ( Read more... )

An update! I bet you forgot what they looked like.

There is little to report! AZWP was featured in a webzine thingy, but that was a little while ago and I can't find the e-mail. Lemme look one last time--

Okay, a random google search led me to this: a nigh-comprehensive list of every possible four letter word. And hey, here's a massive list ( Read more... )

Update!

After a long and primarily fruitless job hunt, I have finally secured some income! That means less time being depressed and feeling like a dick, and more time staying up too late updating my website! Woo!

Oh hey, also, there's a Paypal button up now. I wrote up a explanationy thingy in the text box. Check it out, only if you can readI ( Read more... )

UUUUUUPPPP-DAAAAAAATE

Every now and then, it's late and you just make a comic about a diaper. It's part of being human.

Tonight I got propositioned by a prostitute outside a McDonald's! You can read all the uninteresting details on my journal over hereOther than that, stuff is uneventful ( Read more... )

Upp Daateeee! It's the hot new thing!

Oh, before I forget again:

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