HAPPY BDAY MARU!
Mini eito skit:
The year was 20XX at Eight City.People were living in peace, everyone was happy since there wasn't any trouble coming for the city, no bad guys to ruin their happy lives.Thanks to the security given by the Eito Rangers.But on one faithful day, November 26, there was chaos.ORANGE RANGER was kidnapped by their worst enemy, KAMENIZER, THE 4 HORNED BLUE CREATURE! along with his trusty sidekick JIN the erotic sex goddess of darkness!
KAMENIZER: stop laughing
JIN: *laughs* I SO LOVE YOUR MAKE UP ARTIST!
KAMENIZER: TT__TT, this is not make up.It's natural
JIN: *laughs more*
KAMENIZER: Shut up bitch.It's time to get rid of those EITO RANGERS!
Back at the EITO HEADQUARTERS, known as S.P.D. [Secret Porn Department], Red, Blue and Yellow are thinking of ways on how to save Orange ranger from THE KAMENIZER.
Blue: This is not good, how will we get Orange back?!
Red: .....*looks at the camera*
Yellow: Hey Red!Have you noticed that Blue suddenly got taller than the two of us?
Red: Yes, and it's so not sexy.That means he gets to be on top.But i don't like being on the bottom.
Blue: We can trade places
Yellow: Yes of course you can, but Red will still be in control
Red: Of course, Red is always the leader in Rangers.That's why i should be on the top part of the EITO robot.
Blue ranger is the most worried among all the rangers, because he found out something that the other rangers still don't know
Blue: Oh no!I found out from the mothership lead by the King and Queen of Eito City, King Tsubasa and Queen Takki that
the EITO RANGER's DNAs are connected to one another.When one DNA is missing, EITO WILL BE GONE FOREVER!!the horrible KAMENIZER has taken orange ranger's eito DNA, that means the EITO WILL DISAPPEAR IN JUST AN HOUR!EITO CITY WILL BE DOMINATED BY THE KAMENIZER WITH HIS SIDEKICK JIN THE EROTIC SEX GODDESS OF DARKNESS!THIS CAN'T HAPPEN!!
Our heroes only have an hour left to save the world from destruction!They immediately fought The Kamenizer's evil soldiers!
But in the middle of their fight...
the EITOs began to loose their powers!!
EITOS: OH NO!!WE'RE DISAPPEARING!!!
But then a savior came!
EITOS: IT'S THE MYSTERIOUS WHITE RANGER!!!
MWR[mysterious white ranger]: DO NOT FEAR!THE MYSTERIOUS WHITE RANGER IS HERE!
EITOS:YAY!!now with the mysterious white ranger's powers, we can call the EITO ROBOT!
Green: Yes pizza palace?One pepperoni please
Red:What is he doing?Is he pooing?
Yellow: Hey Pink!You're getting more beautiful these days!
Pink: Oh, you noticed?I bleached my hair!
Blue:Green's having an affair, I can sense it.
EITO: OKE!LET'S DO THIS!!!
the eito robot and the kamanizer robot fought.ALAS!THEY HAVE BEATEN THE KAMENIZER!
KAMENIZER: I'll be back EITOS!I'll be back!!!
Yellow and Pink ranger hurriedly ran off to Orange ranger
Orange:I am so loved.
Yellow: YES YOU ARE!!If we didn't get to save you, me and pink wont have passionate smex anymore!
Orange: PAAANN!!!!
Red: Now let's celebrate Orange ranger's comeback!
Black:Wait!Let me join the fun!
Green: Black!You're late again!
Black: Gomen!Who's that white guy?*points at the mysterious white ranger*
Blue: Oh that? That's just Purple ranger pretending to be the mysterious white ranger
MWR: Yeah, its me.I havent got my purple eito spandex costume from the cleaners yet.
EITO: HOORAY FOR THE EITO RANGERS!!HOORAY!!!STINKY COLORFUL GAS ATTACK!!
And the Eito city got back to the happy city that it was, but a little stinky.
-THE END-
Since it's Maru's bday..behold, the ORANGE gifts from
b_gatan
a new bass!!!It's a Fender Mustang Bass guitar and its color orange!
of course it has to have an orange amplifier!
and an orange pick!
an orange ipod for orange ranger's tokyo jihen sound tripping!
eating will be much better with an orange choptsicks!
Orange ranger gets the limited edition of the eito ranger bike from the king and queen themselves!
and a more comfortable orange spandex eito suit!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARUYAMA RYUHEI!!!!!!<333
Random:
Green Ranger murdered Yellow ranger, morbid.
OH NOES!ORANGE RANGER KILLED ANOTHER ORANGE RANGER!