easter is today
jesus died for all your sins
now lets hunt for eggs

the easter bunny
is filled with chocolate treats
eat him while you can

colorful grasses
cover the festive landscape
where is uncle earl?

the trees are in bloom
and the bees buzz overhead
henchman, get the raid

night haikus are bad
in fact, nothing could be worse
happy fucking

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What does hunting for Easter eggs have to do with Jesus' ascent into Heaven?
Jesus hid eggs for his remaining followers in places like Greece, Rome, Nicea, and Thessalonia to encourage his disciples to go to those places and start churches.

FUCK KANSAS

all signs point to my mom having diabetes. im not surprised given the smoking and excessive drinking all these years. i feel awkward about it. i cant really feel sympathetic, since she brought it upon herself, but i feel like i have to in a way. so im caught in the middle. i know its a major disease and all, but not one that isnt treatable. so ( Read more... )

well, i got in trouble for my grades, so i wont be on as much. dont miss me. wait wait... miss me terribly, leave me messages on how you are despairing without my joyful presence in your life. it makes me feel better. lament and woe onto thee!!! good times

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its weird when your homepage is 404'd

if you are going to bitch about the way people are acting have the guts to call them out by name, not hide them behind a thin veil. this goes directly to mandy, jen and brandi. posts make much more since when you use names. other friends dont get counfused and freaked out. i fully respect the right for you girls to be pissed off at each other, but ( Read more... )