OKAY. Ya'll seem to be totally confused. Which... I don't really get. But, I don't understand whats going on today anyway because I swear you guys were speaking English yesterday...

ANYWAY. I can speak most of these languages. I've been around, so. If anyone needs a translator, I can help!

All right. I am Captain Obvious and

THIS IS NOT SAN FRANSISCO.

Where the shit are we? And where is everyone else? The last thing I remember is the bridge and and--

omigodAREWEDEAD?