Memoirs of a Patient Offically Part 1: Trapped in an Oversized Wheelchair

[b3nitora]

[[Friday (I think) the 4th...of August, between the peak of 'the late drunkard rush' (1am-ish) and 'the prelude to the buttfuckin' crack of dawn' (3:30am-ish)]]

I've been residing at Riverside Methodist Hospital since Monday. On Thursday, today (was today, technically yesterday...or the day formally known as 'today') I finally got to come home, even

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[dream_zero]

Dude tuibes down my thraot yo i felt liek a gay porn star for teh next two days. mainly cause it gave me hiccups.

[lina_snow]

Ahahahaha! Fuckin' a dude, that's one of the best entries I've ever seen you dish out! Not to mention your writing looks a hell of a lot better. Did William edit for you, or are the drugs actually adding points to your IQ? Phhht, not that you're stupid, you just...really threw that entry out there and damn was if funny, ahaha! I'm glad I got the complete reaccounting of the tale though--I was about as dazed and confused as you were as to what the hell was going on.

You forgot to mention me and B came to see you at Riverside! We <3 you, so of course we came! Couldn't stay all that long since asshole had to work, but we still came, brought you a lil' entertainment, and even wheeled your ass out for a smoke!

Which reminds me, did you draw anything purdy or trippy? Ish why I made sure we brought you your drawing pad, ^_^

[dream_zero]

You have a good point. this IS quite possibly teh best most in depth entry taht qualifies as an entry she has ever produced.

[b3nitora]

my dear child this is only part 1! :D I wrote that the night I got home from the hospital, I was GONE. Not the gone that I am all the time with this psycodelic patch...im talkin wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee GONNEEEEEEEEEE. I hadnt slept more then half hour most nights and had yet to sleep in my own bed, i was like trippin tired as fuck gone. There is much more to come! And I thought the grammar was as shitty as always, maybe those fentnyl patches knows where them commas goes...I did edit some spellin ^_^ but it was only cuz i didnt know the spellin for the shot I got in the ER...diladid or however its spelled lol...then I looked up some other words...thank you :D :D :D :D :D :D :D I feel loved ^_^ You and willina will be mentioned in Pt 2! Sadly I couldnt draw anything, I tried like millions of times but everytime I started to draw I would go all narcoleptic and pass out! I did that ALOT in the hospital! I would just find myself waking up...it will be mentioned in pt 2 too! yay! I wanted you to bring me my drawin pad cuz of all the ideas but

[lina_snow]

Heh, I know how you feel. Kinda. I'm sure they're drugging you up a lot worse because it's your spine they worked on, but they had me on that Dilaudid crap too (yeah, I had to look it up, that's how ya spell it). Boy was I out there...god, I was almost non-existant. I think I'm a little weaker when it comes to meds like that too, because I was out like a light for days.

It really is helping you write more, hehehe! Ooo, and I'm finally reading Kyo 14--I went through 13 like it was butta, mwahaha. I love it, I'd forgotten how good it was, >.<;