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A Personality Plus
I burned my hand last night. For your own saftey, do not try this at home! I was cooking hard broiled eggs with the micorwave last night. Nicely perched in a steaming measuring cup filled with water. Smart! I was, seriously, 2 seconds away from taking it out of the microwave when all the eggs decided to explode at once (this was after they had ( Read more... ) -
Happy Fall Ya'll!
1. What is your full name? Amelia Ann Gerwig
2. What color pants are you wearing? plaid pajama pants
3. What are you listening to right now? Four Seasons of Lonliness
4. What was the last thing you ate? a mini charleston chew
5. Do you wish on stars? when I was a tot
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? watermelon
7. How is the weather ( Read more... ) -
For Grams
This is the poem I wrote for my grandma. I was going to read it at her funeral but I looked at it and began to cry ( Read more... ) -
Survey Says...Go fuck yourself!
Finally, it's completed ( Read more... ) -
Chicken Jelly
This last week has been more then intresting. The last time I slept was the 4th...none of this entry will make any sense ( Read more... ) -
Incomming!!
Tomorrow, that bitch...ahem...I mean, my kind, loving and ever-so-gentle sister will be enduced! Enter Nephew. -
For the Love of Traffic: a heartwarming epic (MORE FAT WITH LESS TASTE!)
//The events potrayed below in writing are interactions and activities wich occured the date of May 3rd 2005 and are all true...yes, even the cop\\
Todos los dias es Cinco de Mayo!! Papacita, Nessicito Tequilla!!
[This is a classic tale of friendship, courage, discount tuna and overcomming the tyranny of counterfit coupons]
Tuesday was special, ( Read more... ) -
"Mister, sometimes evil drives a minivan"
A few years ago (ok, more like 5) me and a couple of other potheads decided it would be a great idea to go sleading down this huge-assed (yes, its ass was HUGE), steep hill. The kind with lots of gravel and a few parked cars....ok anyhoo, Now, I had managed to fall a great distance towards the earth (10+ feet as I have been told), sitting in the up ( Read more... )
