jeremys .... iron
i learned last week that samuel alito is an anagram of "i am a sellout." and this made me remember how much i love anagrams, so i have been working on some of people's names. so far i like alex's the best.
anneimal's anagram would be the alias she would use when writing in to one of those "dear whoever" columns looking for advice on her man, who is not treating her right. it is: "lame, barren in AB," in which "AB" is the incorrect abbreviation for Alabama, where anne lives. she is lame and barren in Alabama. and also does not know the two-letter code for her state.
for alex's, i imagine he is a sleazy, unwashed poacher in a tent, showing a potential buyer some of his stuff: "lynx ear. grade-a."
josh is a backwoods type of person, and just got in an argument, and is giving the reason why this person shouldn't kick his ass right now. "cuz ah'l jousts" you. oh and he is also holding a broken beer bottle or some other jousting weapon.
becky's has no back story. it is simply "blimey sack."
tim warren i'm sorry i'm going to think of a better one but for now i've got, "wart miner."
"baby squirrel boss" i imagine as a lady on a cooking show talking about what to do for thanksgiving, ruling out squirrel because it makes a "surly bbq (or) braise."
i am working on some others. amy's has been tough. i'm not sure why because there are plenty of vowels in there, i'm just stuck. bri and rog, i had to resort to middle names, so it may be a while. megan, you have waaay too many g's and m's and n's, but i'm doing what i can. tom's was going to be "tlc & fashion, men!" except i realized i have an "m" leftover.
and i realized there are lots of people whose last names i don't know (kristi! eric!) or am not positive how to spell. so, you should tell me them. if i know your last name you can be sure i have been working on your anagram. and that so far i have failed to come up with something that isn't totally retarded.
anneimal's anagram would be the alias she would use when writing in to one of those "dear whoever" columns looking for advice on her man, who is not treating her right. it is: "lame, barren in AB," in which "AB" is the incorrect abbreviation for Alabama, where anne lives. she is lame and barren in Alabama. and also does not know the two-letter code for her state.
for alex's, i imagine he is a sleazy, unwashed poacher in a tent, showing a potential buyer some of his stuff: "lynx ear. grade-a."
josh is a backwoods type of person, and just got in an argument, and is giving the reason why this person shouldn't kick his ass right now. "cuz ah'l jousts" you. oh and he is also holding a broken beer bottle or some other jousting weapon.
becky's has no back story. it is simply "blimey sack."
tim warren i'm sorry i'm going to think of a better one but for now i've got, "wart miner."
"baby squirrel boss" i imagine as a lady on a cooking show talking about what to do for thanksgiving, ruling out squirrel because it makes a "surly bbq (or) braise."
i am working on some others. amy's has been tough. i'm not sure why because there are plenty of vowels in there, i'm just stuck. bri and rog, i had to resort to middle names, so it may be a while. megan, you have waaay too many g's and m's and n's, but i'm doing what i can. tom's was going to be "tlc & fashion, men!" except i realized i have an "m" leftover.
and i realized there are lots of people whose last names i don't know (kristi! eric!) or am not positive how to spell. so, you should tell me them. if i know your last name you can be sure i have been working on your anagram. and that so far i have failed to come up with something that isn't totally retarded.