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[b9_2mr]

i like how on my phone when i am text messaging, T9 tries to prevent me from swearing. "oh shiv!" haha. well F U, T9. i am going to swear all i want.

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[sippycup]

God I know! Crap is Asap. Fuck is Dual. Cock is coal. There are better ones but apparently those are my major issues.

[sippycup]

Also no one was impressed enough with my Days of Thunder comment on your marathon entry. It had all the right elements! Day of Thunder, thunder = Tom Cruise's snoring. Tom Cruise = Katie Holmes's husband/motivation. "You can't outrun the thunder" = can't outrun Tom Cruise's snoring, even if you are running a marathon, which is a LOT of running, honestly. I mean God. That movie/poster was made for that entry/comment.

[b9_2mr]

aha! i wondered what that image was. it doesn't show up on my computer.

[itshipstertime]

But Katy, you used to swear so infrequently. First bacon, now cursing. New York is molding you into a different woman.

[b9_2mr]

you don't know the effing half of it, megan. sometimes in my head i even swear at old ladies who are moving too slowly up the subway stairs. i've become a monster...!

[opal_antlers]

Ha ha. I find myself thinking of swearing after watching this gumby dub video on youtube. Just google 'gumby' and it will probably be the first one.
I just need to remember to not say anything bad at work, especially.

[bootsy23]

i trained the t9 on my old phone to start filling in "motherfucker" and other expletives for me. it seems as though my new t9 technology has outsmarted me.

[bassdrumdreams]

Well i find this hilarious. Oh shiv! It would be funny if in your head, you started using it. So when the old lady gets in your way: (oh shiv, here's that lady again) ha!

mother fubler! haha.