the GHETTOEST [and coolest] black guy came to fix my computer yesterday!! he's from Harlem and his mailwoman stole his last 2 paychecks to buy crack from his friend so he's broke!!!! and he almost got jumped by some niggaz but one of them was his friend and recognized him, so they didnt ( Read more... )

what a perfect way to end the summer. ser, i couldnt think of a better last night. good food, good people....sigh. good times
just put us in a room...with some food...and we will become obnoxious/delirious/drunk-without-alcohol guaranteed. 60% of the time, it works every time

i love you girls! 'til we meet again

has anyone seen my camera......?

the last time i remember having it was in disneyland. this is not good.

i went actual thrift store shopping yesterday while killing time before getting john from football. 7'S FOR $7 [real sevens]!! annd the money went to charity! tennnder ( Read more... )

call me crazy, but....i was sad to leave work tonight. i mean, ya, its applebees...but i had some good times, met some good people, skeezy though some may have seemed, experienced a side of life i hadnt before ( Read more... )

1.i got 5 stitches

2. a mexican cook at work asked me out, in spanish. the language barrier is not an issue for him.

3. jose the crazy manager asked me if i had a gun at home and then asked me to bring it, along with about 10 bullets so he could shoot all the cooks and some of the waiters.

that is all

so i guess i jinxed myself by saying "i cant believe ive worked in a restaurant for a month and i still havent had any accidents" becaauuse ( Read more... )

omg no joke as soon as i stood up they stopped. i have a magical elusive mystery bongo drummer ghost in my neighborhood!!!!!

i fall asleep because i do every time i try to read a substantial amount and am in a place that is at all comfortable, and dream about our camping trip lsd stylz

and i wake up to the sound of bongo drums coming from somewhere across the creek. wtf? im going to investigate.

see you tomorrrow! if you are going camping :] ah! im so excited

stooopppppp with the "you" entries!!!!! someone should have put a stop to this weeks ago. but im doing it now. y'all need to stop with the creepy/mm/vague entries, emo or not. if u wanna talk shit about someone, BY ALL MEANS go right ahead. lord knows we all hafta do it once in a while. especially if you are me. but either say it straight up or ( Read more... )