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[b_as_a_criminal]

[Looking in the mirror, B straightens the tie on a nice suit that Lisa had bought for him before she was droned and asked to take him out someplace nice. He'd declined it, of course. Going along with her suggestions would be a form of yielding. However, since she wasn't entirely loathsome, he'd planned on taking her out on his own terms. On her

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[clash_to_change]

[all he really caught was the last few sentences but they do make him back away] Wh-What?

[b_as_a_criminal]

[Lisa turns to look, giving an empty stare - B follows her cue, turning almost in unison. Big smiles from the both of them, but B is the one who talks. After all, he's the MAN~]

Well, hello there, sport! It's a fragrant evening, isn't it?

[clash_to_change]

[...creepy]

Uh...sure. [he'll back away now]

[b_as_a_criminal]

[yeah, you keep backing away. He's going to follow you with his eyes]

Are you staying out of

trouble?

[followyouthere]

[Margot's passing by. She's been keeping a close eye on drone Lisa for a while now, disturbed and yet somewhat relieved at the same time.

She doesn't slow as she goes by their house, just waves with a tight smile.]

[b_as_a_criminal]

[We're waving back!]

Hello, Margot! Isn't Mayfield such a mosaic of happiness? Just wait until you find a husband. ♥

But we hope you'll stay safe, walking at this time of the evening by yourself.

Oh, honey ♥ There's no place safer than Mayfield!

[followyouthere]

[Internally gags.]

C-can't wait. And I'll be fine, thank you for the concern, sir.

[darker_alice]

[Watches the two of them, taking a close look at Lisa]

I see.

[b_as_a_criminal]

[Lisa waves]

Oh, Alice! Isn't my darling spectacular? We've been together forever. ♥

[B smiles brightly in response.]

We'll be together until she dies.

Oh. Wait.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[darker_alice]

"There's nothing remarkable about a drone and that," Alice said, her face impassive.

She turned to B. "I doubt this will entertain you, unless you're that sort of person amused by such things."

[b_as_a_criminal]

[Actually, the joke is that he's already killed her when she wasn't a drone. But she's right; he's not that sort. He just stares calmly.]

[bell_bound]

[From across the street, Mogget watches them. He doesn't care about B, but Lisa being droned is great news as far as he's concerned.]

[b_as_a_criminal]

[Lisa's pretty happy to see you too, actually]

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... ♥ You're a pretty kitty.

[Meanwhile, B is wondering how the hell this drone keeps up with going out of the way to be friendly to absolutely everyone. It's causing quite a delay.]

[bell_bound]

Much better.

[Have an evil kitty grin before Mogget goes to slink away.]