I just had to call the cops on my neighbor for beating his baby mama.

can you say

GHETTO

When someone brings you heart shaped sunglasses that are big enough to wear around your waist, it means that they are in love with you.

It's totally true.

Ruca1986: I'm just gonna shoot my leg or something. then when peope look at me, they will say, she is fat because she only has one leg.

S BentWizard S: *hugs* Now don't do that. You'd look all funny and then the penis fairy wouldn't visit you

This Entry is dedicated to Jonathon "Doogie" Boh ( Read more... )

Yawn, stretch, scratch, yawn. Tis only quarter of the hour after ten in the morn, and I've already done such tasks as saving puppies, putting out fires, reserving nature reserves, cooking for the hungry, building homes for the homeless, and of course, my usual chore of freeing people from the angry fist of repression ( Read more... )

A JOB! With money comes the thought of a car! and...an apartment all to my own! and...prostitutes! no, scratch that. But I can't wait to get that car! Any females who would like to be my new best friend, since I viciously murdered my old one, and would like to come ride in my new convertable with scarfs over our hair and red lipstick, please let ( Read more... )

I'd like to take this oppurtunity to tell you about boys. And how I hate them all ( Read more... )

I made something beautiful today.

Have you ever seen little kids cry for their parents as they are being taken out of their homes? Have you ever watched someone shoot up? Have you ever seen 12 year olds that are pregnant? have you ever smoked a joint in the middle of a crowded fountain square in a major city? Have you ever met someone with hoops thru the skin in their back all ( Read more... )

I am currently eating a potpie.

It is good.

I have THAT feeling in my stomach again.

The exact same one I had the night that some stupid little whore called my apartment and said things that no one wants to hear from her trashy little mouth.

Anyways.

I have to go now, I need more sprite.