I would firstly like to appologise for the very weird bum flap moment and also for izzy's clear insanity. It was obviously her huge bottom that was clouding her judgment of what is appropriate to write in an LJ
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Yes sorry about that everyone. Somehow, in every single conversation, Becky and I never fail in mentioning our bottomosity. Frankly, its Becky's fault. She has a fetish for my lovely bum. She cannot stop talking about it, I try to resist talking about hers, but she just brings mine up and so I have to make her feel better by saying her bottoms nice too.
And that crazy lady will be kept safely locked in her cage all evening so no one needs to worry about her coming in unexpectedly during the party and yelling 'HOW DARE YOU FUCKING DRINK MY FUCKING VODKA YOU BUNCH OF RETARDS?!?!' at everyone.
Actually, she'll be in Edinburgh, which is possibly even better.
woah woah woah cermie... any girl who understands the brilliance of fondling breasts and bums is wonderful in my books! You should love her for it, just as much as she loves doing it; in fact, try it! Deep breaths..now squeeze.. 'eeeeeeeeeeeeee ain't that grand?'
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boobs and bums.
PLEASE stop touching my breasts!
love you
xxx
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Actually, she'll be in Edinburgh, which is possibly even better.
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