You Are From Saturn


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Yeah so i had to get my phone plan changed now i have a new cell number. There is just one problem the dumdass that set my phone up put the wrong number in my phone. The own number selection botton gives me a number to some guy named john. So I have no clue what my new number is and I'm really pissed. Stupid cingular ( Read more... )

Yeah so I was watching this new cartoon show on comedy central called drawn together. This is a very disturbing show, I think thats why I liked it so much. The pricess chick had an octupus for a pussy. And there was some very nasty animated sex. But all in all it was a good show.

I just finished plastic wrapping a car. I wish I could be there when Andrew gets off of work at 2 am and sees what I did. I used 800 feet of plastic wrap (4 boxes). I took me 20 minutes to finish. I took some pics and if all goes well they will be on Ben's website by the end of next week. The pics aren't very good because it was dark but it ( Read more... )

I'm bored I need a drink. If I had kids I think I would murder them and harvest their organs for beer money. I love family guy.

I voted today. I voted for bush because kerry is an ass hole and edwards is dumber that just about every person i can think of. P.S. mark i hope bush wins right now he is ahead and hopefully will win flordia. Yeah so somebody took some polls in other countries about who they wanted to win the election. I'm can't think of a reason why other ( Read more... )

Yea just got off work like 10 minutes ago. Which was cool but i have to be up at 5:30 so i can go work at the Ren Fest in crownsville. That is going to be great. So i was leaving work and Amber one of the snack bar gilrs (very hot) is standing around outside her ride left her so i poured her three shots of jack and offered her a ride. She was ( Read more... )

So I just saw an animated pig thing taking a shit in a canolope........I can now die a happy man.

This girl I used to have random acts of sex with got pregnant like 11 months ago and just called me yesterday to tell me she had a kid. I was freaked out. I almost shat myself. Luckly it's not mine. I feel a great weight lifted off my shoulders.