[Email to Dot]: Fucking Brilliant

[b_pendennis]

To: Diane
Fr: Lloyd
Subject: Fucking Brilliant

I clearly need to declare my major as making friends and influencing people, because I'm just on a fucking roll these days. Next on my list: track down the Dalai Lama and punch him in the nose, then pee on Mother Teresa's grave

Comments

re: crazy cantaloupe

[on_the_dot]

Lloyd,

You're allowed self-abuse. Even if it hurts your hands.

Hemi is never going to learn in some senses. Soak your head and try not to get too frustrated in hoping he sees that you're not just a spear carrier.

Don't stop talking to people.

Okay? Please.

Diane.

Re: crazy cantaloupe

[b_pendennis]

Diane,

I'll grant allowed, but I do try to save it for the special occasions. And as short-bus "special" as this was...I figure a little less self-flagellation, a little more productivity probably will get me out of the hole faster. At least that's my vain, vain hope.

As for Hemi, I've...pretty much given up on any delusion that he'll see me as more than that, at this point. It's more the gall of what seems to boil down to: "I'm sorry for treating you like a sideline character in my play. Now, would you please pick up your spear again? It's party time for me soon, right?" I mean, I know I'm an over-sensitive bastard right now, but am I deluded in reading that?

Vote duly noted, registered, and not overruled by a Republican-stacked Supreme Court. Promise.

-Lloyd

Re: crazy cantaloupe

[on_the_dot]

Speaking of not talking to people.

Um, this is weird.

My 'friend', quotation marks in place, has invited us to Canada. Mostly for cheap moving-his-shit help, but also to get away from the bullshit of campus. It's not for awhile yet, but it's a two-person invite, you and me both.

Turn it over in your mind. I'll introduce you to Don, and you can see if it will drive you insane.

Re: crazy cantaloupe

[b_pendennis]

Um....

Huh.

So we're skipping 'pointing out' and going for the introduction anyway?