We are supposedly set to get douched with snow once again. I think the expectations were for 5" to 9" today ( Read more... )

Fuck Michigan...Fuck fuck Michigan...Fuck Michigan...Fuck fuck Michigan!

Everybody!

Goddamn I hate snow and coldness beyond January 1st.

I am sitting here in my "new" house, updating on my new G5 and cable modem, and all is well with the world ( Read more... )

Recipe for instant relief:

Insert gun into mouth.
Pull trigger.

Repeat if necessary.

Let's see here...

...fuck you.

Fuck you. Oh, and you? Fuck you.

Fuck this.

I fucking love it when I see Americans spell things in the "English" style; apparently it's trendy?

Fucking posers...

...wait...

poseurs!

Ha!

Yeah, I live here:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/29/klan.auction.ap/index.html

"LANSING, Michigan (AP) -- Gary Gray said he felt more like a teacher than auctioneer Saturday, as visitors looked over the Ku Klux Klan robes he was putting up for bids in a ( Read more... )

While I may think the least of our piece of shit president, his misguided notions, and his ridiculous belief in a vendetta from god; I wish the people of Iraq luck in their elections tomorrow ( Read more... )

Yup. We got douched with snow; about 10-12" fell last night, and we are expecting another 2-6" by tonight, along with the joy of 40-45mph gusts ( Read more... )

My best friend Dom called me last night to announce that he got engaged to Ana, his supper sweet girlfriend, last weekend. They're getting married in August, and I'm the best man...so that means one thing ( Read more... )