guess who's coming to prom?

[b_sandwich]

yup, that's right! everybody's favourite asshole is coming to MY prom. i swear, he's trying to ruin my life. if not, he's very stupid.... well, that was a given either way. but seriously, who does that? i don't want to know or see whatever it is that jessica has going on with him, especially at my prom. why can't he just stay out of my territory

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[dancebangfaint]

We'll make his night living hell.
I promise.

All of us will dance with you and we can drive the ass into a jealous rampage!
He will not ruin our night, my pumpkin.

Hey

[anonymous]

Firstly, everyone's favourite asshole is obviously Darth Vader.

Secondly, don't go. There's a much better gathering going on at Donut's house, and it's free, and the company is much better.

Thirdly, a bicycle ran over my foot this morning.

love

Kiam

PS. Unscreen this!

Re: Hey

[gillianclaire]

you're a jerk, kiam!

Oh and

[anonymous]

I love how that little thing found a perfect-sized hole to puke into every second. How deep does that thing go? Seriously! If you wrote that entry this morning it means that he's been puking for, what, an hour already? And every time he spews what looks like half of his body volume. He must be getting food intravenously or something (I guess from the back.) That's fucking amazing.

love

Kiam