Writer's Block: Not Even If You Paid Me

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To be Rush Limbaugh's tighty whiteys or Bill O'Rileys cum sock. I was going to say Rosie O'Donnell's dildo, but then I realized she seems like a nice person.. and that's not my style.. to hate on people based on their physical appearance UNLESS they're ugly on the inside.

EDIT: I love how people take this opportunity to cry and whine about

Comments

[theberryman]

haha. Considering how awful some jobs are, mine's not so bad. However, I can't think of too many that are awful beyond underpaid sweatshops.

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oh thats a good one! and by good i mean awful.... sweatshops that is.

[daylight_broke]

Not really related to the topic of worst job, but your comment about Rosie's dildo reminded me of the quote from Prince Charles when he said he wanted to be Camilla Parker Bowles's tampon.

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! hahaha wtf?!