October 21, 2013

I’m the unexpected foster parent of a random cat. My friend came and dropped it off and told me to take care of it. I’m not a big fan of living things…

When I asked God for pussy, this isn’t what I was asking for. *sigh*

I think I’ll add this to my list of reasons why I think I’m cursed and/or God is like the God Depeche Mode sings ( Read more... )

I kept saying I would transfer all my bad drawings to my LJ. Backstory...I used to use tumblr to draw pics from my life. One of the students in my old program stopped talking to me and I had to delete my tumblr...So I have the pics but no captions (A few survived). I'll make sure to give back stories and,  hopefully, they're as funny as the day I ( Read more... )

I believe it’s safe to say that I’m not the new incarnate Jesus. I don’t enjoy talking to people and I don’t enjoy talking to weirdoes - the type that are mentioned on the statue of liberty. Those huddled masses wanting to bug me for stuff.
Wednesdays have been reserved as my “work from home” day, which basically means I lie in bed watching Disney ( Read more... )

I couldn't think of a title so decided to quote damn Barbara Streisand ( Read more... )

I love the music in Napoleon Dynamite - lol I happen to have all those cheesy songs on my ipod ( Read more... )

Today day ends my first week at my new job. It's been a bit overwhelming and hectic but lots of fun ( Read more... )

Paula Cole's "Where have all the Cowboys gone" is kind of funny...

I’ve been mentally planning this for six years. Now that I’m finally done with school, I can give you my official Tommy: Years One through Six Official Soundtrack. I imagined that every year in grad school was a graphic novel (lol not as cool as Batman: Year One) that documented the stories that made me become who I currently am. It even got to the ( Read more... )

It’s been a lonely weekend - it’s been a lonely few months - it’s been a lonely semester… All I want to do is walk to my favorite bar, listen to Misfits and drink a couple Jack and cokes. Sucks I can’t find anyone to do that with ( Read more... )

I can’t freaking listen to Erasure’s “Mon L’amour” without thinking about Portlandia and giggling. I’ve actually been giggling a lot lately. The super sad thing about it is that I’m always alone when I do it ( Read more... )