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[baaahning]

During lunch preparation today, one of the waiter was flirting with the new girl (not to self: try to remember her name....) and it lead to a very embarassing discussion, which of course I just had to be include in, even though I tried as hard as possible to avoid.....

But then, I kept wondering all afternoon: what's the bases status for gay couples

Comments

[wtfitsmary]

Oh, that's easy, my desu. First base is sucking some desu face, then there's the oral sex, then the butt-fucking, and finally all the kinky shit, desu. Not at all hard, my desu. Got a book coming out soon, desu, used Shishi-pi as a model.

Do you want a drink, desu?

[gekidasadaze]

You WHAT?

[wtfitsmary]

Envy volunteered, desu, and I already had Choutarou 2.1 sitting around, so I thought it was perfect, desu. If the real silver pair isn't getting any damn action, then desu mine will. Count yourself lucky that it's not the damn damn desu Buddha pervert desu.

[gekidasadaze]

Wait wait wait...

WHAT?

[totallynot_kira]

...I would ignore what Mary said if I were you. She skipped a few things at the beginning, like intimate touch (groping, feeling, petting, fondling, necking, etc.) and kissing.

[whee_go_boom]

Light is correct, but the intimate touch and kissing doesn't have to be gentle. You can bite, scratch, and suck on your partner's skin as well.

[totallynot_kira]

Oh definitely. Some people like it gentle, others like it rough ^_~

[ex_yukimura469]

Both Light and Other Dude are right. ^___^