Apparently, I'm famous...
Although it's a time-limited proposition, if you browse to the main page of BlackLava.Net you should be able to see me in all my hirsute (but fully clothed!) glory. If said time has lapsed said image can be found Here.
Sophia knows Ryan Suda, proprietor of Black Lava and has used her insider's influence to finagle the appearance of my image in their gallery. If you purchase something from Black Lava, I'm sure she could help you make the cut, as well. Or, you know, you could just send it in by email...
And yes, I have been in several situations in which I could have used the conviction that I am indeed not a terrorist. If you were an airport security employee, who would you pull out of line for an extra-strength security check? The pretty blonde valley girl? The slick but pissy business man yacking on his cell phone? The overburdened mother con toddler sans father? The cranky, holier than thou grandmother? Any of the other generic stereotypical faces?
The pale, long-haired dude with dark circles under his eyes, vague attention span, and the only beard in line?
It's OK, folks! He's married to an Asian chick! It's the perfect cover!
What's with that, any way? What is it with the white dudes and Asian chicks? It's like I'm now a member of TWO global conspiracies...
Sophia knows Ryan Suda, proprietor of Black Lava and has used her insider's influence to finagle the appearance of my image in their gallery. If you purchase something from Black Lava, I'm sure she could help you make the cut, as well. Or, you know, you could just send it in by email...
And yes, I have been in several situations in which I could have used the conviction that I am indeed not a terrorist. If you were an airport security employee, who would you pull out of line for an extra-strength security check? The pretty blonde valley girl? The slick but pissy business man yacking on his cell phone? The overburdened mother con toddler sans father? The cranky, holier than thou grandmother? Any of the other generic stereotypical faces?
The pale, long-haired dude with dark circles under his eyes, vague attention span, and the only beard in line?
It's OK, folks! He's married to an Asian chick! It's the perfect cover!
What's with that, any way? What is it with the white dudes and Asian chicks? It's like I'm now a member of TWO global conspiracies...