As if the heavens heard me weeping away in my last post they opened up their hearts and put Roald Dahls 'The Witches' on TV. YES. Thats right internet, the emotion you are feeling right now is ENVY. When I was a kid this movie used to give me hideous nightmares but I loved it anyway. Thats how you know it was true love. I particularly liked the bit ( Read more... )

Dear Entire Internet,

How are you? 
So I really just wanted to get in contact to ask a question of you. What would you do if you were taking a trip down virtual memory lane and you came across your ex boyfriends old livejournal and upon reading it discovered that a few months after your breakup he posted a long and private conversation you had with ( Read more... )

Is it really strange that I want to make out with my new icon? 

All my friends want to do things this long weekend and some of them on different days. It's really overwhelming because I really love sitting on my couch and it makes me sad to think I might be parted from it for most of the holidays. I sometimes think I have too many friends and then I worry I might be a horrible person. In fact the too many ( Read more... )

I just realised my laptop clock is seriously wrong. It makes it look as though I am constantly updating my livejournal all alone at dawn when in reality it's 10pm and I'm ready for bed. If I ever found myself awake at 4am I think I'd just weep and weep and weep.

I am totally in love with Hellen Mirren and I'm fairly certain that if we ever met she would feel the same about me. I just know we'd have similar interests ( Read more... )

What does it say about a person if they update their livejournal knowing that no one will read it?

Well whatever it says I'm sure it is entirely true so I'm not going to fight it.

Television is such a close friend of mine. I truly adore it and miss it when we are parted. My viewing for the night has been pleasing. Miss Marple, Mad Men and Biggest ( Read more... )

Game of Thrones is my life now. It's all I can talk or think about. I just tipped molten gold on the head of an enemy. I just purchased a pet wolf. I recently legally changed my last name to Stark.

Hahaha

Still just as lazy and uncommitted as always. I'm happy about that. Change scares me.