Part CCCIV - a lala bye
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There seemed to be a maturity and hardness around her face making her pale face look like granite.
She smirked when she saw the surprise on his face and tapped her heel. “Done looking Snape?” she said in a disobedient voice and smirked again. He was surprised how much her smirk was like his. He figured this must be a prostitute or a scamp.
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There seemed to be a maturity and hardness around her face making her pale face look like granite.
She smirked when she saw the surprise on his face and tapped her heel. “Done looking Snape?” she said in a disobedient voice and smirked again. He was surprised how much her smirk was like his. He figured this must be a prostitute or a scamp.
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I want.
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http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/elystan/392/images/jpg/books/butterbear/bbear8.jpg
Well, what the hell? The image WAS there.
Try this one: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/087/3/3/Butterbear_ID_by_TheWuzzles.jpg
WHAT DO THEY DO WITH THEM AFTER THEY ORDER THEM??
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Luna Lovegood does not approve this post.
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I haven't got a witty remark, I just thought this excerpt should be celebrated.
Manny whispers appeared
"He was me Uncle Manny!" wept The Mouse And His Child. "I shall call him Manny Whispers!"
My parents were in a car acciedent on their way to a convention when a drunk driver hit their car.
They were in a car accident, then a drink-driver hit their car. Did a bus come along after that and pile into the drink-driver? No, presumably there were three of them.
"GRYFFINDOR!" screamed the no!
The no? No theatre? Ah, I've got it: it's meant to be "nose". Snape's proboscis has finally grown so large it's become an independent being.
Imigages started forming in my head
They're like greengages, but sillier.
He threw me out to despose of my "carcuss".
Oi, stop whining, mister - if you'd been in a car accident, got hit by a drink-driver and then by a bus, you'd cuss and all.
“Mione cous how is Hogwarts?”It's like couscous, but hairier ( ... )
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“Mione cous how is Hogwarts?”
So cussing is okay, but what happens when Hermione gets told to "cous"?
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I love it when restaurants sculpt the butter into cute little shapes.
underneath i decided to wear stockings, i was most definatly not wearing tights
No, no, of course not. That would have been just awful!
Ombre Bubble
Sounds like something out of the Monster Manual.
The door opened and Neville Longbottom, the most popular guy from school, entered the carriage.
“Hi!! How are you?” asked Neville
“Fine... And you sweetie? ” replied Draco
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Where are we, the Twilight Zone?
"GRYFFINDOR!" screamed the no!
... wait, what?
Lilys eyes grew to the size of baseballs
Oh dear god, she's turning into a house-elf!
*gives "Co" the medal for Worst-Ever Diminutive of "Draco"*
Lena Baby:
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Love your Cedric Jayden Lucas Diggory X-X”
Oh blargh. I'm going to be ill.
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Maybe it's because I was thinking of this Jdrama that's basically butler soft porn just awhile ago, but I totally misread that as "sculpt the butler into cute little shapes. Please, please do not let the Japanese writers read this. If they make a special it'll probably be bad enough as it is.
underneath i decided to wear stockings, i was most definatly not wearing tights
She likes a healthy breeze around her privates!
Sorry, I'll shut up now.
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That is somehow the most OOC thing I've ever seen, and I've been gallumphing around the fandom for years. I can't even...
“ Her name is Lena Eulalia Leilani Aimi-Aine Black” replied Hermione
Redwall? Really? D: Stick to destroying one fandom at a time, at least.
“You an angel and your name is like Gabriel who was one of God’s angels. “ said Harry
“Oh. “ said Gabby
I'd probably have the same exact reaction if someone said that to me. :D;;
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