Started Kung fu today, it was wonderful. Then to top my day off Jenna said she wanted to take it with me, instantly achieved an erection. Met alot of cool people, some of which could not have been humans. Then some turbulence on the phone, I hope all is well in the morning

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Well it's 2 something in the morning and I just finished Jennas Valentine's Day gift. And let me tell you it is soooo dumb. It didn't turn out like I'd hoped. Thinking about just going to get her a shuffle, looks like a third grader made it. And it doesn't help things that I so frustrated I could go take a couple shots of bleach.Well heres hoping ( Read more... )

I really don't want to be at work today.All I'm doing today is listening to this narrated "Mastering Adobe Illustrator CS" cd rom. It would be very entertaining if the narrator didn't sound like a busted ass robot or a bad voice simulation program. More than an hour of this shit pumping in my ears and I think I'll lose my mind. But on a brighter ( Read more... )

I had better not see you you two ever again or I'm cracking some skulls. I had to wake 7 miles in the middle of the freezing fucking night because of you you two assholes. I got stoped my cops twice patted down twice because you two are assholes.I wasn't doing anything wrong just walking down the Thomasville road at I don't even know what time.It ( Read more... )

I had better not see you you two ever again or I'm cracking some skulls. I had to walk 7 miles in the middle of the freezing fucking night because of you you two assholes. I got stoped by cops twice patted down twice because you two are assholes.I wasn't doing anything wrong just walking down the Thomasville road at I don't even know what time.It ( Read more... )

They finally fucking did it,bastards.The Marshmallow Fuck company finally said bye bye Jason your skills are no longer needed here. Well guess what Mr. Phipps......I'm burning your damn shits to the ground. Who's up for a good old fashion warehouse toasting? Planning starts tomorrow when I would have been to work. Fucking a-holes. but on the ( Read more... )

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Can someone please inform me on the proper picture posting process? ye shall be rewarded with the neverending lap dance.