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the Idiot Savant

(19% dark, 76% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special ( Read more... )

The Swine
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so ( Read more... )

Totally addicted
You are 82% Addicted!

When the server's down, its like the end of the world. You check your auctions before going to work, you love the game and everything it involves. Remember that other game called real life? Its not any fun, anyway! Keep it up! And remember, its just a game, but its the best game ever!


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HONKY TONK BADONKADONK (Trace Adkins) Video Codes by VideoCodeZone.Comi hate holiday shipping bullshit. i ordered xmas presents online and paid extra money for expedited shipping so it would get here by wednesday... i check the tracking and its 'due to arrive no later than december 27th due to congestion delays'... those rat bastards ( Read more... )

i feel the need to bitch--if i dont, my head will implode.
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Why I Hate Jews

by Babie

i left work at 3:45.  i get to bay ridge nissan (to all of my readers, NEVER buy a car from there) to get my back windsheild wiper blade replaced.  the russian jew who handles my account, Yosef is his name, said the blade would be in last wednesday.  i gave them an extra 6 days.  just in case.

yosef:  hi, babie!  long time ( Read more... )

*cheer*

jewish holiday!

*yay*

only to further support my theory about jews being the worlds biggest cock block:

i wake up late and i scramble out of the house this morning.  i kept saying to myself, 'fuck fuck fuck me, i'm going to be hella late for work, i'm going to hit crazy traffic... shit shit shit..." and i throw myself into my clothes ( Read more... )

the worlds stupidest song...

/rant on

who would have thought the black eyed peas would put out a song stupider than thier group name?  i mean... the black eyed peas... why the fuck would you name your band that?  i listened to an interview they did on z100 (against my better judgement) and they made reference to why they're 'awesome' that i am now ( Read more... )

R.I.P.

Lau, Fung Lan Wong

1929-2005

Survived By Her Seven Children:
Thomas, David, Tak-Yin, George, Lauren, Frank, and Mei

Survived By Her Thirteen Grandchildren:
Tina, Bonnie, Joanna, Patrick, Timothy, Eric, Gregory, Matthew, Morgan, Samantha, Kristie, Jenna, and Gianna

Dear Grandma,

i'm going to miss you.  i wish there was more i could have ( Read more... )