Today went by ridiculously fast, probably because I went to sleep at 7 yesterday due to a massive headache. Damn the 5 cans of mountain dew I drank. Did you know that it lowers your sperm count? Although I probably already did that today to Kyle when I accidentally kicked him in the balls...sorry about that one ( Read more... )

im hungry and mcdonalds is closed.
now i have no food
and im still hungry
very, very hungry

damn you ronald mcdonald

thats right, i went there.

NO LATE HOURS = NO FUN

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I GOT MY BRACES OFF!! My teeth are finally free from jail, and now I can blind people with my smile.

IM SO EXCITED

About 5 seconds after I clicked the update button, my mind went blank. I’m sure whatever I was planning on writing would have been awesome, but since I already forgot about what it was I’m sure it couldn’t of been that interesting. Good one. So as a substitute I decided to clear the air about everything. If you have heard any rumors, read on. Here ( Read more... )

My life is an Unsolved Mysteries episode ( Read more... )

I think I have finally concluded that I am an insomniac ( Read more... )