Gollum

[baby_liv]

Gollum Gollum GOLLUM GOLLUM!

Comments

[faramirofgondor]

Puts on funny icon to make baby laugh...

There's an apricot pastry in your future if you can say GORlim, punkinhead....

[baby_liv]

APICOT PASTEE!

Go-lim?

[faramirofgondor]

*waves pastry temptingly*

Almost. You have to put the R sound in there. GoRlim.....

Re:

[baby_liv]

Gol-gol-gol

Golrim?

[yavien]

Gollum?

[gorlim]

Oh, lovely. A flock or tribe or whatever-you-call-it of hobbit-things thinks I'm something called Gollum.

What's a Gollum anyway?

[celegorm]

My baby ain't no fuckin' hobbit!

An' a Gollum is like a swamp-thing who lusts after shiny jewellery, yo.

[gorlim]

OH!

A baby.

........O.o

YesIdoknowwhatababyis! No, really.

er.

Okay, well, it sorta LOOKS like the way Luthien described hobbits to me. I think. Well, I was drunk at the time. And I haven't actually seen a baby in several thousand years.

O.O

THAT is a baby. I knew that. Yes I did.

[ghostofisildur]

Heeheehee! *bounces* Yes, baby, Gollum is exciting, but it would really make daddy happy if you could say his strange little friend's name. GORRRRRRRRRR-LIM. RRRRRRRRRRRRR, not LLLLLLLLLLL. Try it, babyyyyyyy! :D

[baby_liv]

Gollum
Bollum
Boredom
Big bum
Mugwump
Barry Manilow.

[ghostofisildur]

You know a lot of words! WOWWOWWOW! How about I buy you something shiny for ever new word you learn? XD

[baby_liv]

Plalanteer?

[minimelkie]

Gollum go boom?

[baby_liv]

BOOM!

[minimelkie]

BOOM

[gorlim]

O.O

...I do not go boom.

Um.

I didn't THINK I did, anyway...