"There's nothing like being tied to a bed to change a girl's mind."

[baby_sis]

It's a great little ego boost when you pass a stranger in a stairwell and he compliments your perfume... even if he's zipping up his pants at the time.

I've captioned the most random & frustrating stuff this week. First, it was Supernanny, featuring a 7-year-old boy who screamed, "Wipe my ass!" Then it was a Christian talk show/telethon called

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[itsjustkristen]

Mother whore...I cannot read all of your post - but I saw my name at the bottom! I'm watching DH and Alias this weekend, I promise!
But first - WIPE MY ASS! That just made my day. Well, as long as it's not my kid saying it. :D
I'm looking for the Prescriptives *magic Illuminating Potion Foundation Primer-Red Neutralizer. I know that Nordstrom here has it, so I can just go there. I was at the mall for 5468783 hours yesterday afternoon but totally forgot to go and get it.
Have a fabulous time at Sephora - get some awesome samples!!! Oh, and don't go broke!

[baby_sis]

Sorry! I thought you'd watched them by now. OMG, the "Wipe my ass!" boy killed me. I had to play it for coworkers to make sure I'd heard him correctly. Worst thing is, his mom runs a school but is afraid to discipline her own kids.

How'd Little B's birthday go? Did he get to be first in line for recess or any other perks?

Okay, I'll check for it. The price should be the same, but it's more fun to buy makeup at Sephora than Nordstroms. (BTW, there's a Sephora at Downtown Disney in Anaheim, fairly close to the park entrance.)

[bliss_]

It's a great little ego boost when you pass a stranger in a stairwell and he compliments your perfume... even if he's zipping up his pants at the time.

What kind of perfume were you wearing? :)

[baby_sis]

Heh, it was Lancome's Miracle. Good thing I actually was wearing perfume, right? ;)

[lostingeekdom]

Aww ..Jensen, all shiny and scrubby and scruffy and pretty. Jared better do something fast because JAckles is slowly taking over my love train. But WTF is Gale doing with Ming Na?

And ummm .. my girlfriend Kristen better go through college fast in Neptune, as she's beginning to show some lines on her forhead. Or maybe Tom Welling could pass her the secrets of eternal highschooldom.

[baby_sis]

Dude, I know. I'm so close to declaring it a tie for Supreme TVBF. Jensen's a wee bit hotter, but I like Jared better because he's sassy & adorable. Plus, Jensen seems kinda moody. How can someone that hot be moody? What does he have to angst about?

Ming-Na's age is starting to show. I think she's on Vanished with Gale. Not that it matters, because I'll just fast forward to his scenes ;)

Al & Miles probably have a portrait of Tommy hanging in their attic. He's a year older than Jensen & still looks younger (moreso in SV S4). And ITA about KB. Is it me, or were there less extreme close-ups of her this season?

[lostingeekdom]

It's the Wuthering Heights effect. The prettier and broodier and angstier they are, the more appealing they get. Otherwise, why would be such suckers for angst ridden shows? And who cares what he has to angst about. He just looks so pretty pouting. He has the perfect lips for pouting. Both of them do, actually.

Yeah, they toned down KB's adorableness this season, made her appear more mature. And her hairstyle didn't do her any major favors. Oh well, can we dream of any CW crossovers?Any and all shows. That would be like shallow fandom heaven.

[baby_sis]

Dude, I forgot AI's final results show was at the Kodak Theater at Hollywood & Highland... which is where I went before work. OMG, traffic nightmare.

Seriously, I hope Jensen doesn't look in the mirror & wonder, "Why is my life so complicated?" When you're that hot, you're not allowed to pout for real reasons. (I'll have to see if Jensen pouted much on SV. bliss_ is close to watching, but a few screencaps could help sway her.)

Heh, remember: long hair means it's a flashback, so short(er) hair means they're grown up. KB is adorable, but they really need to cut back on Veronica's eye makeup.

OMG, I've been fantasizing about Tuesday & Thursday night crossovers since I first heard about the CW. I really want the Winchesters to return to Kansas & investigate meteor freaks.

BTW, Papa's been cast on a new show. OMG, I still haven't watched the SPN finale so no spoiling!

[softeranswer]

ETA: Namibia rocks! Namibians vote on Angelina 'labor day'

heh. the world just should call it "Christmas 2: The Return".

[baby_sis]

OMG, I know. I wish Angelina would give us an estimated due date so I can take the day off & celebrate.

[badtyler]

Seriously... anything for a day off!

And I agree, sometimes nothing but Billy Idol will do.
I've got a funny story about a Billy Idol tape that I left in my father's car; it involves unlocked doors and a drunken guy who fell asleep in the car cos he though it was his buddy's car. My dad went to get the car and drunk guy was, "You like Billy Idol?"

It's way funnier to tell than it is to read... *g*

[baby_sis]

OMG!! Was he listening to the tape, too? What made him think your dad was Billy Idol? I hope your dad sneered at him ;)

That reminds me of the first time I got high. We were at a friend's house cutting class. When pizza guy rang the doorbell, a guy friend answered, opened the door & announced, "Hey, everyone, Jesus is here to get stoned!"

[mantaraggio]

I was standing behind this guy at the Cablevision store (where I went to pick up my new modem so that maybe sometime in the near future I will actually have internet access once again) and he was complaing that his Buster II wasn't properly recording his favorite preacher on the Word network. So be thankful that you haven't been required to caption an unending series of religious fanatics. *g*

Also: they killed JACK? In other Jackly news, I love that Raconteurs single, especially since iTunes gave it to me for free. I have this tendency to like things more when they're free. Like, I have this deep abiding love for that really bad movie with Kate Beckinsale and John Cusack, just because I scored free tickets. This phenomena, by the way, proves what a terrible director Ethan Hawke is, because even though I got my tickets to "Chelsea Walls" for free, I still left after about twenty minutes. That movie was truly awful.

[baby_sis]

Oh, no! That's TiVo abuse! Seriously, I'd never been so angered about a supposedly uplifting show until Tuesday. Helpline's supposed to be a series, too. I predict it'll drive me back to drinking ;)

Gah, I didn't spoil Alias for you, did I? I hope not. And hee! I'm the same way about free or two-forone DVDs. I mean, I don't really need Slapshot 2, but buying both DVDs was only $5 more than buying one seperately. S2 is no guilty pleasure, not like Just One of the Guys or Grease 2.

OMG, you know that anything directed/lead/written by Ethan Hawke will be a clusterfuck of man angst & indie cool. I want to like him because he's funny on talk shows, but he's such a tool otherwise. BTW, I had to turn off Serendipity about a half-hour in. I never thought I could hate Kate or John until that movie.