FROSTING TO MY CAKE
Title: FROSTING TO MY CAKE
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun , mentions of Kai/Kyungsoo
Genre: attempted!crack, romance, fluff, baking!au
Note: THIS IS MY FIRST ENGLISH FIC SO EXCUSE MY GRAMMAR IM JUST HUNGRY AND CRAVING FOR A CAKE THAT'S WHY I WROTE THIS CRAP AT LEAST I TRIED OKAY and baker!baekhyun ftw lol bye <3
“FUCK BAKING”
Chanyeol muttered under his breath while fixing his baking apron. Today is his first day in the free baking class offered by their school every summer. The truth is, he was just really dragged into this mess by his spawn of Satan best friend Jongin, who came up to him on the very first day of their summer break jumping so wildly and persuaded Chanyeol to go to the free baking class with him, somewhere along the lines of ‘we need to do something productive this summer’ and ‘baking is fun don’t you like cakes’ but Chanyeol didn’t really buy all those bullshit because he knows for a fucking fact that Jongin wanted to be on that fucking baking class because his one helluva boyfriend Kyungsoo was one of the baking student teachers. But being the fucking “bestest” friend that Chanyeol was, he half-heartedly agreed to Jongin’s request in exchange of free bubble teas every meeting (because Chanyeol is a fucktard for bubble teas)
Even if Chanyeol agreed to this whole baking shit, the thing is HE HATES BAKING, as in REALLY. Chanyeol admits that he has a thing for cakes and cookies and all dem sweets (he really has a sweet tooth but still he’s Korea’s teethrich thank you very much Colgate), but the process of making all those shit is a whole different story. He doesn’t really know where did his hate for baking come from but all he knows is that baking is a fucking boring and hard stuff to do and that the word BAKING itself just screams GAY. (Not that he’s a homophobe or something you know, because he has a fucking gay best friend in the name of Kim fucking Jongin)
HOW MUCH MORE IF THERE’S A PERSON NAMED BAEK?
HOW GAY COULD THAT PERSON BE
Little did he know that a certain Baek would waltz in his life and would make the biggest impact on him.
Chanyeol’s mind was so busy drifting into somewhere that he didn’t notice that the baking teachers had already entered the room and made their way at the front to introduce themselves. He was cut off from his thoughts when Jongin pinched him on the arm (that almost caused him to let out an unmanly squeal that earned Jongin a “thanks Jongin I’m gonna cut you later bitch”). He focused then at the front where the two baking teachers were and he saw Kyungsoo with-
HOLY FUCK
His breath got stuck at his throat for there at the front beside Kyungsoo, stood the most beautiful human being Chanyeol had ever seen in his whole 19 years of existence on Earth. For Chanyeol, the word BEAUTIFUL would be an understatement to describe the breathtaking magenta haired boy. His beauty would bring angels to shame.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE, CHANYEOL BELIEVED IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
Chanyeol was so mesmerized by the magenta haired boy’s beauty that if weren’t the said object person of his affection stood right in front of him, he wouldn’t gain back to his senses.
“Uhm… Are you okay Mr.?” the magenta haired boy asked cutely.
STOP BEING SO CUTE
DAMN IT
“P-park Cha-chanyeol” Chanyeol stuttered.
“So are you okay Mr. Park? You were just staring at me the whole time and I just thought that maybe you have a certain concern that needs to be addressed?” the teacher asked again.
“I-I’m okay”
“I’m glad that you’re okay Mr. Park. By the way, in case that you’ve missed the introductions earlier because you were so caught up with your thoughts, I’m Byun Baekhyun and I’ll be your baking teacher together with Do Kyungsoo”
OH DOUBLE FUCK
Chanyeol mentally cursed again because who would have thought that this magenta haired beauty, of all fucking names, was named BAEK? He wanted to laugh at how he was thinking that the word “BAKE” screams GAY and how the name of his “newly-found crush love crush” ended up as BAEK but he’s too busy admiring the perfection that stood in front of him to give a fuck. (He’ll just give the fuck for Baekhyun later)
Chanyeol’s brain to mouth filter wasn’t really working (and needs to be repaired) and he’s too mesmerized with his “newly-found crush love crush”‘s name so he just blurted out,
“SO YOU BAKE BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS BAEK?”
GOOD CHANYEOL
JUST SMOOTH
REAL SMOOTH
YOU’VE JUST EMBARRASSED YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THIS BEAUTY
YOU’VE JUST RUINED YOUR CHANCES TO HIM
YOU’VE JUST SCREWED UP BIG TIME
Chanyeol just wanted the floor to open and swallow him whole (though he’s quite thankful for the fact that there were only around 10 students in the class to witness his dumbness) but all his thoughts were interrupted when he heard Baekhyun laugh at his “not supposed to be blurted out” joke.
“OH MY GOSH! YOU’RE THE FIRST ONE WHO DARED TO SAY THAT TO ME! AHAHAHAHA!” Baekhyun said while laughing that made Chanyeol all gooey inside because
THAT FUCKING EYE SMILE
AND THAT FUCKING LAUGH
HEAVENLY MUSIC TO MY EARS
Chanyeol made a mental note to search for baking jokes for Baekhyun and record his laugh next time.
After their first baking session, Chanyeol has been always looking forward to their baking classes every Mondays and Thursdays (aside from the free bubble teas from Jongin of course.)
“At last! our Chanyeol is in love Kyungie!” Jongin excitedly announced to his boyfriend when the three of them went out for Chanyeol’s free bubble tea courtesy of Jongin (that consists of Chanyeol being the fucking third wheel as always)
“Excuse me lovebirds but could you please bring that up when I’m not here?” Chanyeol interjected.
“But seriously Jongin, who is it?” Kyungsoo curiously asked.
“Baekhyun”
“WHAAAT?!? BAEKHYUN AS IN MY BAKING BUDDY OF A BEST FRIEND?”
“YEP”
“Jongin please, stop stating that as if it’s true. I’M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM OKAY?!” Chanyeol furiously defended himself.
“Says the one who even researches baking jokes just to say to Baekhyun during baking classes”
“SHUT UP JONGIN! FUCK YOU” Chanyeol said while his face went red as hell.
“Woah! Calm down there lover boy! Reserve the fucking for Baekhyun okay!” Jongin said that earned him a smack on the arm from Kyungsoo.
It’s only their second week in baking classes but to say that Chanyeol is attracted to Baekhyun is an understatement. He is in fact going head over heels for the baking goddess to the point that he even purposely fucks everything up on their baking exercises just to have Baekhyun come to him and help him with it.
“Here, this is how you should stir it. Your wrist should be relaxed and just stir it lightly.” Baekhyun says as his arms are unconsciously wrapped around Chanyeol and his hand is touching Chanyeol’s wrist as he guides him.
HOLY FUCK
BAEKHYUN.IS.HOLDING.MY.WRIST.
HIS.FUCKING.FAT.FLUFFY.ARMS.ARE.AROUND.ME.
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK MY LIFE
SHOOT MY BALLS
Breathing became the fucking hardest chore to Chanyeol and he thanked the heavens that he didn’t collapse because of his lack of oxygen. But then he thought that maybe if he had collapsed then Baekhyun would have been doing CPR to him and opening the button of his polo.
FUCK THOSE LUSCIOUS LIPS
FUCK THOSE BEAUTIFUL FINGERS
THE WONDERFUL THINGS THOSE FUCKING SINFUL LIPS AND FINGERS COULD DO TO ME
SO FUCKING HOT
That night, Chanyeol jerked himself off to thoughts of Baekhyun’s lips around him and fingers touching him.
As the days went by, Chanyeol couldn’t help himself from falling for Baekhyun. Everything that the magenta haired beauty does oozes out so much charm that captivates Chanyeol in so many ways even Albert Einstein (wth is Einstein doing here) couldn't explain.
“Dude, why don’t you just grow a pair and confess to him? I’m so tired of hearing you moaning Baekhyun’s name every night .” Jongin irritatedly said.
“B-BUT HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT! I TURN ON THE FAUCET EVERY NIGHT!” Chanyeol defended his embarrassed self.
“Oh come on Yeol, your voice is so loud and it’s deeper than the sea that the whole building could hear you.” Jongin stated.
“My Jongin’s right, Yeol! Your voice is so fucking loud and deep but seriously speaking, I guess it wouldn’t hurt a fly if you’d ask him out. I’m sure he also has the hots for you.” Kyungsoo added.
“He also likes me? I guess that’s quite impossible and I don’t want to get my hopes up but thanks for the encouragement anyway guys. You’re really the best.” Chanyeol replied.
“AWWW! OUR CHANYEOL’S BEING CHEESY HERE I WANNA PUKE” Jongin shouted but then gathered Chanyeol and Kyungsoo for a group hug.
After what his friends had advised him, Chanyeol carefully thought about it and he decided to give it a shot since it’s also their last day in baking class is fastly approaching. He’s really sad about it but he still hopes that he’d come across Baekhyun on their school once classes start again. He didn’t sleep the whole night before their last day because he’s just so nervous about this, given the fact that it’s his first time getting involved with this thing called love (and he just admitted to himself that he’s gay) so he’s not so sure about how would things turn out.
Chanyeol waited for everyone to go out after their class (and he even got cheers of “hwaiting!” from Jongin and Kyungsoo). He nervously approached Baekhyun after that.
“Uhhmm…B-b-baek? Can I ask y-you s-s-something?” Chanyeol stuttered.
“Of course Chanyeol! What is it?” Baekhyun beamed.
“WOULD YOU BE THE FROSTING TO MY CAKE?”
UH OH.
THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.
Baekhyun was so shocked at Chanyeol’s question and he wasn’t so sure if he had heard it right.
“E-excuse me Chanyeol but c-could you re-repeat y-y-your question?”
“Aish! This is so embarrassing but WOULD YOU BE THE FROSTING TO MY CAKE? Y-YOU KNOW BECAUSE MY CAKE ISN’T REALLY SWEET AND IT TASTES NOT SO GOOD AND A SWEET FROSTING LIKE YOU WOULD MAKE IT SWEET AND GIVE FLAVOR TO IT AND I LIKE YOU SO MUCH AND I THINK, NO, I’M SURE I’VE JUST FALLEN SO DEEP AND HARD FOR YOU AND I THINK YOU WOULD BE THE PERFECT ONE TO COMPLETE ME?”
Chanyeol was panting after his confession and he suddenly didn’t have any courage to face Baekhyun after what he had just said because he’s so embarrassed and-
“W-would you turn your back for a second?” Baekhyun suddenly requested.
Chanyeol just complied with Baekhyun’s request with his head hung low and his heart thumping loudly because he’s just so nervous about the outcome of this. He heard a sound of a puff on the table and after a few more seconds, Baekhyun asked him to turn back again to face him. Chanyeol didn’t really expect what he sees.
There stood Baekhyun pointing at the baking counter which was covered with flour.
OH SHIT
IS HE ASKING ME ALREADY TO FUCK HIM ON THE BAKING COUNTER?
OH FUCK
I DON’T HAVE PROTECTION
MY BODY’S NOT YET FUCKING READY
“Uhhm… B-baek w-what’s with the flour?” he nervously asked.
Chanyeol ‘s mind suddenly thought of the possible connection of the flour to his confession. His (dumb) brain crossed out any possibilities of sexual stuff (because Baekhyun’s too innocent for that and Chanyeol thinks that he is too, coughs how about no) and just concluded that Baekhyun would dump his face into the flour as rejection. He was so busy preparing his face to face encounter with the flour that he didn’t even notice that Baekhyun had suddenly wrote something into the flour-covered counter.
HOLY FUCK
WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON THE COUNTER REALLY SURPRISED THE LIFE OUT OF HIM.
There on the flour-covered counter were the letters “Y-E-S” written in all capital letters with a heart sign after it.
Chanyeol was on the verge of tears at that moment and he just looked at Baekhyun who then spoke,
“YES MR. PARK, MR. PARK CHANYEOL, I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO BE THE FROSTING TO YOUR CAKE FOREVER. I’VE REALLY BEEN WANTING TO, EVER SINCE I MET YOU.”
Chanyeol’s tears were already flowing out like a dam and so were Baekhyun’s and Chanyeol couldn’t care less but kiss “HIS” (now) Baekhyun.
The whole day was just spent by the "new" couple throwing flour at each other, hugging and kissing, leaving the baking classroom a mess but they couldn't care less because they're so happy now that they're finally together.
“Yah! Did you really think that BAKE screams GAY back then? You must have laughed when you learned my name’s Baek!” Baekhyun accused his boyfriend as he cutely pouts and hits Chanyeol playfully in his (firm) chest.
“Yes! I admit! But I still think that BAKE really screams GAY”
“WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY, MR. PARK CHANYEOL?” Baekhyun angrily says and Chanyeol thinks it’s still so cute.
“BAKE really screams GAY because this certain BAEK here just turned me SO GAY FOR HIM AND ONLY FOR HIM” Chanyeol said while scooping Baekhyun in his arms, lifting him and spinning them around.
“Stop being cheesy Mr. Park!”
“But you bring out all the cheesiness in me, Mrs. Park. Sorry not sorry.”
“DID YOU JUST CALL ME MRS. PARK? EXCUSE YOU BUT I’M NOT A GIRL”
“EXCUSE YOU TOO BABE BUT YOU’RE MRS. PARK WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS BE MY QUEEN YOU KNOW”
“FUCK YOU MR. PARK CHANYEOL”
“Before we go to the fucking part babe, I wanna ask you a question.”
“What now?”
“Did you just eat raisin cookies this morning?
“WHAT ?!?”
'Cause you're raisin my dick."
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun , mentions of Kai/Kyungsoo
Genre: attempted!crack, romance, fluff, baking!au
Note: THIS IS MY FIRST ENGLISH FIC SO EXCUSE MY GRAMMAR IM JUST HUNGRY AND CRAVING FOR A CAKE THAT'S WHY I WROTE THIS CRAP AT LEAST I TRIED OKAY and baker!baekhyun ftw lol bye <3
“FUCK BAKING”
Chanyeol muttered under his breath while fixing his baking apron. Today is his first day in the free baking class offered by their school every summer. The truth is, he was just really dragged into this mess by his spawn of Satan best friend Jongin, who came up to him on the very first day of their summer break jumping so wildly and persuaded Chanyeol to go to the free baking class with him, somewhere along the lines of ‘we need to do something productive this summer’ and ‘baking is fun don’t you like cakes’ but Chanyeol didn’t really buy all those bullshit because he knows for a fucking fact that Jongin wanted to be on that fucking baking class because his one helluva boyfriend Kyungsoo was one of the baking student teachers. But being the fucking “bestest” friend that Chanyeol was, he half-heartedly agreed to Jongin’s request in exchange of free bubble teas every meeting (because Chanyeol is a fucktard for bubble teas)
Even if Chanyeol agreed to this whole baking shit, the thing is HE HATES BAKING, as in REALLY. Chanyeol admits that he has a thing for cakes and cookies and all dem sweets (he really has a sweet tooth but still he’s Korea’s teethrich thank you very much Colgate), but the process of making all those shit is a whole different story. He doesn’t really know where did his hate for baking come from but all he knows is that baking is a fucking boring and hard stuff to do and that the word BAKING itself just screams GAY. (Not that he’s a homophobe or something you know, because he has a fucking gay best friend in the name of Kim fucking Jongin)
HOW MUCH MORE IF THERE’S A PERSON NAMED BAEK?
HOW GAY COULD THAT PERSON BE
Little did he know that a certain Baek would waltz in his life and would make the biggest impact on him.
Chanyeol’s mind was so busy drifting into somewhere that he didn’t notice that the baking teachers had already entered the room and made their way at the front to introduce themselves. He was cut off from his thoughts when Jongin pinched him on the arm (that almost caused him to let out an unmanly squeal that earned Jongin a “thanks Jongin I’m gonna cut you later bitch”). He focused then at the front where the two baking teachers were and he saw Kyungsoo with-
HOLY FUCK
His breath got stuck at his throat for there at the front beside Kyungsoo, stood the most beautiful human being Chanyeol had ever seen in his whole 19 years of existence on Earth. For Chanyeol, the word BEAUTIFUL would be an understatement to describe the breathtaking magenta haired boy. His beauty would bring angels to shame.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE, CHANYEOL BELIEVED IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
Chanyeol was so mesmerized by the magenta haired boy’s beauty that if weren’t the said object person of his affection stood right in front of him, he wouldn’t gain back to his senses.
“Uhm… Are you okay Mr.?” the magenta haired boy asked cutely.
STOP BEING SO CUTE
DAMN IT
“P-park Cha-chanyeol” Chanyeol stuttered.
“So are you okay Mr. Park? You were just staring at me the whole time and I just thought that maybe you have a certain concern that needs to be addressed?” the teacher asked again.
“I-I’m okay”
“I’m glad that you’re okay Mr. Park. By the way, in case that you’ve missed the introductions earlier because you were so caught up with your thoughts, I’m Byun Baekhyun and I’ll be your baking teacher together with Do Kyungsoo”
OH DOUBLE FUCK
Chanyeol mentally cursed again because who would have thought that this magenta haired beauty, of all fucking names, was named BAEK? He wanted to laugh at how he was thinking that the word “BAKE” screams GAY and how the name of his “newly-found crush love crush” ended up as BAEK but he’s too busy admiring the perfection that stood in front of him to give a fuck. (He’ll just give the fuck for Baekhyun later)
Chanyeol’s brain to mouth filter wasn’t really working (and needs to be repaired) and he’s too mesmerized with his “newly-found crush love crush”‘s name so he just blurted out,
“SO YOU BAKE BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS BAEK?”
GOOD CHANYEOL
JUST SMOOTH
REAL SMOOTH
YOU’VE JUST EMBARRASSED YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THIS BEAUTY
YOU’VE JUST RUINED YOUR CHANCES TO HIM
YOU’VE JUST SCREWED UP BIG TIME
Chanyeol just wanted the floor to open and swallow him whole (though he’s quite thankful for the fact that there were only around 10 students in the class to witness his dumbness) but all his thoughts were interrupted when he heard Baekhyun laugh at his “not supposed to be blurted out” joke.
“OH MY GOSH! YOU’RE THE FIRST ONE WHO DARED TO SAY THAT TO ME! AHAHAHAHA!” Baekhyun said while laughing that made Chanyeol all gooey inside because
THAT FUCKING EYE SMILE
AND THAT FUCKING LAUGH
HEAVENLY MUSIC TO MY EARS
Chanyeol made a mental note to search for baking jokes for Baekhyun and record his laugh next time.
After their first baking session, Chanyeol has been always looking forward to their baking classes every Mondays and Thursdays (aside from the free bubble teas from Jongin of course.)
“At last! our Chanyeol is in love Kyungie!” Jongin excitedly announced to his boyfriend when the three of them went out for Chanyeol’s free bubble tea courtesy of Jongin (that consists of Chanyeol being the fucking third wheel as always)
“Excuse me lovebirds but could you please bring that up when I’m not here?” Chanyeol interjected.
“But seriously Jongin, who is it?” Kyungsoo curiously asked.
“Baekhyun”
“WHAAAT?!? BAEKHYUN AS IN MY BAKING BUDDY OF A BEST FRIEND?”
“YEP”
“Jongin please, stop stating that as if it’s true. I’M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM OKAY?!” Chanyeol furiously defended himself.
“Says the one who even researches baking jokes just to say to Baekhyun during baking classes”
“SHUT UP JONGIN! FUCK YOU” Chanyeol said while his face went red as hell.
“Woah! Calm down there lover boy! Reserve the fucking for Baekhyun okay!” Jongin said that earned him a smack on the arm from Kyungsoo.
It’s only their second week in baking classes but to say that Chanyeol is attracted to Baekhyun is an understatement. He is in fact going head over heels for the baking goddess to the point that he even purposely fucks everything up on their baking exercises just to have Baekhyun come to him and help him with it.
“Here, this is how you should stir it. Your wrist should be relaxed and just stir it lightly.” Baekhyun says as his arms are unconsciously wrapped around Chanyeol and his hand is touching Chanyeol’s wrist as he guides him.
HOLY FUCK
BAEKHYUN.IS.HOLDING.MY.WRIST.
HIS.FUCKING.FAT.FLUFFY.ARMS.ARE.AROUND.ME.
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK MY LIFE
SHOOT MY BALLS
Breathing became the fucking hardest chore to Chanyeol and he thanked the heavens that he didn’t collapse because of his lack of oxygen. But then he thought that maybe if he had collapsed then Baekhyun would have been doing CPR to him and opening the button of his polo.
FUCK THOSE LUSCIOUS LIPS
FUCK THOSE BEAUTIFUL FINGERS
THE WONDERFUL THINGS THOSE FUCKING SINFUL LIPS AND FINGERS COULD DO TO ME
SO FUCKING HOT
That night, Chanyeol jerked himself off to thoughts of Baekhyun’s lips around him and fingers touching him.
As the days went by, Chanyeol couldn’t help himself from falling for Baekhyun. Everything that the magenta haired beauty does oozes out so much charm that captivates Chanyeol in so many ways even Albert Einstein (wth is Einstein doing here) couldn't explain.
“Dude, why don’t you just grow a pair and confess to him? I’m so tired of hearing you moaning Baekhyun’s name every night .” Jongin irritatedly said.
“B-BUT HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT! I TURN ON THE FAUCET EVERY NIGHT!” Chanyeol defended his embarrassed self.
“Oh come on Yeol, your voice is so loud and it’s deeper than the sea that the whole building could hear you.” Jongin stated.
“My Jongin’s right, Yeol! Your voice is so fucking loud and deep but seriously speaking, I guess it wouldn’t hurt a fly if you’d ask him out. I’m sure he also has the hots for you.” Kyungsoo added.
“He also likes me? I guess that’s quite impossible and I don’t want to get my hopes up but thanks for the encouragement anyway guys. You’re really the best.” Chanyeol replied.
“AWWW! OUR CHANYEOL’S BEING CHEESY HERE I WANNA PUKE” Jongin shouted but then gathered Chanyeol and Kyungsoo for a group hug.
After what his friends had advised him, Chanyeol carefully thought about it and he decided to give it a shot since it’s also their last day in baking class is fastly approaching. He’s really sad about it but he still hopes that he’d come across Baekhyun on their school once classes start again. He didn’t sleep the whole night before their last day because he’s just so nervous about this, given the fact that it’s his first time getting involved with this thing called love (and he just admitted to himself that he’s gay) so he’s not so sure about how would things turn out.
Chanyeol waited for everyone to go out after their class (and he even got cheers of “hwaiting!” from Jongin and Kyungsoo). He nervously approached Baekhyun after that.
“Uhhmm…B-b-baek? Can I ask y-you s-s-something?” Chanyeol stuttered.
“Of course Chanyeol! What is it?” Baekhyun beamed.
“WOULD YOU BE THE FROSTING TO MY CAKE?”
UH OH.
THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.
Baekhyun was so shocked at Chanyeol’s question and he wasn’t so sure if he had heard it right.
“E-excuse me Chanyeol but c-could you re-repeat y-y-your question?”
“Aish! This is so embarrassing but WOULD YOU BE THE FROSTING TO MY CAKE? Y-YOU KNOW BECAUSE MY CAKE ISN’T REALLY SWEET AND IT TASTES NOT SO GOOD AND A SWEET FROSTING LIKE YOU WOULD MAKE IT SWEET AND GIVE FLAVOR TO IT AND I LIKE YOU SO MUCH AND I THINK, NO, I’M SURE I’VE JUST FALLEN SO DEEP AND HARD FOR YOU AND I THINK YOU WOULD BE THE PERFECT ONE TO COMPLETE ME?”
Chanyeol was panting after his confession and he suddenly didn’t have any courage to face Baekhyun after what he had just said because he’s so embarrassed and-
“W-would you turn your back for a second?” Baekhyun suddenly requested.
Chanyeol just complied with Baekhyun’s request with his head hung low and his heart thumping loudly because he’s just so nervous about the outcome of this. He heard a sound of a puff on the table and after a few more seconds, Baekhyun asked him to turn back again to face him. Chanyeol didn’t really expect what he sees.
There stood Baekhyun pointing at the baking counter which was covered with flour.
OH SHIT
IS HE ASKING ME ALREADY TO FUCK HIM ON THE BAKING COUNTER?
OH FUCK
I DON’T HAVE PROTECTION
MY BODY’S NOT YET FUCKING READY
“Uhhm… B-baek w-what’s with the flour?” he nervously asked.
Chanyeol ‘s mind suddenly thought of the possible connection of the flour to his confession. His (dumb) brain crossed out any possibilities of sexual stuff (because Baekhyun’s too innocent for that and Chanyeol thinks that he is too, coughs how about no) and just concluded that Baekhyun would dump his face into the flour as rejection. He was so busy preparing his face to face encounter with the flour that he didn’t even notice that Baekhyun had suddenly wrote something into the flour-covered counter.
HOLY FUCK
WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON THE COUNTER REALLY SURPRISED THE LIFE OUT OF HIM.
There on the flour-covered counter were the letters “Y-E-S” written in all capital letters with a heart sign after it.
Chanyeol was on the verge of tears at that moment and he just looked at Baekhyun who then spoke,
“YES MR. PARK, MR. PARK CHANYEOL, I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO BE THE FROSTING TO YOUR CAKE FOREVER. I’VE REALLY BEEN WANTING TO, EVER SINCE I MET YOU.”
Chanyeol’s tears were already flowing out like a dam and so were Baekhyun’s and Chanyeol couldn’t care less but kiss “HIS” (now) Baekhyun.
The whole day was just spent by the "new" couple throwing flour at each other, hugging and kissing, leaving the baking classroom a mess but they couldn't care less because they're so happy now that they're finally together.
“Yah! Did you really think that BAKE screams GAY back then? You must have laughed when you learned my name’s Baek!” Baekhyun accused his boyfriend as he cutely pouts and hits Chanyeol playfully in his (firm) chest.
“Yes! I admit! But I still think that BAKE really screams GAY”
“WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY, MR. PARK CHANYEOL?” Baekhyun angrily says and Chanyeol thinks it’s still so cute.
“BAKE really screams GAY because this certain BAEK here just turned me SO GAY FOR HIM AND ONLY FOR HIM” Chanyeol said while scooping Baekhyun in his arms, lifting him and spinning them around.
“Stop being cheesy Mr. Park!”
“But you bring out all the cheesiness in me, Mrs. Park. Sorry not sorry.”
“DID YOU JUST CALL ME MRS. PARK? EXCUSE YOU BUT I’M NOT A GIRL”
“EXCUSE YOU TOO BABE BUT YOU’RE MRS. PARK WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS BE MY QUEEN YOU KNOW”
“FUCK YOU MR. PARK CHANYEOL”
“Before we go to the fucking part babe, I wanna ask you a question.”
“What now?”
“Did you just eat raisin cookies this morning?
“WHAT ?!?”
'Cause you're raisin my dick."