I am:
-a disappointment
-a fun time
-a mess
-a friend
-more than a friend
-impulsive
-calculating
-a little crazy
-a little boring
-unsure
-completely sure
January
"Number one: I like my clit, and I use it everyday."
February
"It's pink. You know, because a woman made it."
March
"We don't exist. We don't bleed."
April
"I'm going to stick with sexual favors. Safer."
May
"We're bitches. But we're funny bitches."
June
"Unless this really is a horror movie, in which case that door over there is now locked."
July
"You are coming dangerously close to becoming all talk..."
August
"I come in two shades. Bright white and bright red."
Septmber
none
October
none
November
none
December
"For the record, I didn't lose my virginity. I know exactly what I did with it."