so i might be moving to honolulu ( Read more... )

alana and i are going to start a band called

THE RED VAG OF COURAGEwe've been talking about this for quite some time ( Read more... )

why do i like procrastination so much?
i mean, it's really not productive.
and i REALLY like productivity.

why was prostitution soooo much more appealing back in the day?
i would totally be a courtisan, if i had lived then ( Read more... )

holy fucking crap.

there's an an albatross video on on demand ( Read more... )

i know that i seem out of fucking control sometimes.
and yeah, sometimes i am.
i am an excessive person. anyone who reads this has proabably noticed.
and that's just how i am. and i LIKE it.
but lately, i have been practicing moderation.
and i know i can do anything that i want to do.
as long as i want it badly enough.
i am intense.
i live ( Read more... )

with the quickness, as danny would say ( Read more... )

finding out that someone who you spent only one night with when you were like 18 years old said recently that you kind of dated is really fucking funny ( Read more... )

i'm in columbus drinking black label while my newest lover naps on the dirty ass flip-n-fuck. i spilled dayquil on it. i'm surrounded by beer bottles and cans. i have a cough that just won't quit. i sound horrible. i keep smoking [A TON] regardless of sickness, sore throat, or cough. this has been the week from hell ( Read more... )

and thaaaaank you ashley.
[our birthdays are at the beginning and end of the '83]

things i TOTALLY rule at lately:
-wasting time. probably one of my finer-tuned skills. i'm sooo good at this.
-being amazing in bed. i can honestly say i'm fucking smokin'-NOT resisting temptation. viva la indulgence ( Read more... )

yeah, "updation" is definitely not a word.
but "neologism" is. look it up.

this is going to be concise. i like lists as much as the next internet junkie.

■ some recent sweet stuff :- naked make-out sessions with hot people ( Read more... )