a toast...

[babychild3]

to courtney love, the disaster to top all disasters
Yesterday's announcement that Courtney Love had tested positive for drugs came as no surprise to anyone who attended the Comedy Central roast of Pamela Anderson Sunday night at the Sony Studios in L.A. Love was "out of it" when she arrived. On the red carpet, she slammed her head into a

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[youareprettygay]

really. best roast ever.

[babychild3]

i know right?

p.s. is tommy lee really trying to do pop music now? stick to porn you walking cesspool of stds. but i'd still do him, he's hot

p.p.s. i just went to lunch and spilled jambalaya ALL DOWN MY WHITE SHIRT. i then had to walk back to the office (4 blocks) with my lovely masterpiece.

i rule.

[youareprettygay]

tommy can do whatever he wants i love it and i watched him on regis and kelly this morning for 5 min.

and HAHAHA do you smell like new orleans now?

omg and ps this really cute girl just came into my office to get an application. my new plan is to hire her, date her, and hook up with her.

then i realized i'd proabbly run into her at tigerheat one week and she'd subsequently ruin my life.

[babychild3]

i dont smell like new orleans now, i just look like it. but how fitting that i flung the jambalaya on my shirt when i was trying to get a piece of sausage. WA WAAAAAAAAAAA

i dont like the abundance of girls in your life. we're getting divorced you whore

[saidforfake]

i think im in love with courtney love. and i want her to be our next celebrity friend, because she makes even ME look non-tragic and we all know how tragic i truly am.

to courtney: love ya baby!

[babychild3]

she truly is a wiiiinner!

[mglboy]

SO tragic! i miss u!

[babychild3]

i miss you too baby!

[mglboy]

woooo! take off ur clothes!

[babychild3]

baby, if i did, it'd be "a dazzling place YOU never kneeeeeeeeeeeeew"

it'd really be a whole new world boo

[somthingscatchy]

OMG we totally watched that and the whole time were like OMG she HAS to be messed up!

oh no, jimmy kimmel even SAID something about it!

[babychild3]

clean and sober for a year she said!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH RIGHT

[somthingscatchy]

aw i thought she was still funny though. she's sharp for a druggie!

[babychild3]

only when you could understand what she was saying...girlfriend was slurring like a mutha!

<3s to courtney!

[eviltickles]

they took my sate dish yesterday so i didn't get to watch it :(