"I got a boy with a foot-long pecker. I'm gonna let him put it in. I know mamma taught me better, but screwing boys just ain't no sin. I ain;'t gonna tell mamma, for she would just smack me hard. I'm gonna screw him in her bedroom, on her sofa, in her yard ( Read more... )

Ah Saturday Night what an amazing night it was! I went out on my first real formal date in like a year. Scary isn't it? I know it is. Anyway we went to see a movie and eat dinner. And for those who remember my first date with Justin, no I didnt have a baked potatoe. Proud? I was. He picked me up at home right on time like at exactly 8 there was a ( Read more... )

What the fuck does "it was what it was" mean? The guy asks you to be exclusive with him and then says some shit like that? No fucking way you dont say shit like that. Everyone seems to have their own opion so whats yours? Id love to hear a reason for this quote. Personally I want a dictionary for men ( Read more... )

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So Saturday night was interesting to say the least. Emily, Matt, James, and I all went to one of the many strip clubs down here. It was so not where I wanted to be but James asked me so I went. We walked in and I was amused. You know how you can tell when someone is checking you out? Well I had that feeling all night. Anyway we no sooner sit down ( Read more... )

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So last night we went to Kryptinite a dance club down here and it wasnt all that great. Sorry Im sstill a fan of Boca and Baja. Anyway the guys that took us( not boyfriends just friends who happen to be male mind you) had all been drinking except for the driver. Thats right I refused to go unless a not drinking driver drove. Say that three times ( Read more... )

So I took all these quizes but it fucked up when I entered them in. Im tired but cant fall asleep and I give up. If you can fix it please tell me how.

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I went back to shcool on Monday and boy did I have an interesting week. The guys below us got busted for alcohol I think. It was J's b-day and they were partying it up big time. J is in my math class and this I think is gonna amuse me for quite a while ( Read more... )