I've decided not to believe you, smooth-operating piece of shit that you are.

So you can stop acting like you care now.

I had a dream last night that every key on my chain had the tips broken off, and I was late for a really important event. It was almost as bad as broken teeth dreams.

Hi, Square One. Nice to see you again.

Sucks. I miss you, even though there's nothing more I want or could have. Guess I'm stuck laughing it off.

I really don't know what else to say. I spilled my guts last time around. That was enough.

This is totally freaked up.

Alright now, to be fair...I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings.

But I look forward to alcoholism. I handle my liqour very well, thank you. For now, however, I'm 20 years old with a fake ID, and I love me some booze todo la vez.

I think I'll go down to Hanko's and have a bloody mary now. It's lunchtime.

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I find myself incapable of having emotions outside of a neutral range of intensity anymore. I don't feel incredibly happy or incredibly sad. It's kind of like having a constant neck ache that you learn to live with. But it's becoming immobilizing, mostly because I have no feelings that spark goddamn ambition anymore.

What I can't figure out is why ( Read more... )

THERE'S A NEW BABY!!!

And she's beauuuuutiful. I mean, I know everyone says that because they have to, but I'm sorry she's so damn cute. Cute little tomato who makes snuffling noises and suckling faces in her sleep and has a soft little head with longass hair and has Haley's nose and tiny toes and fingernaillllsssss....

Sigh. What a trip. 

 Good God...I think my brain is coming out my ears. My dumb ass is over-stressing for an art final that I pretty much have in the bag...let alone the class ( Read more... )

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